Tonight’s Beer of the Day is the malty Coronado IPA, a potent brew from the heart of San Diego’s douche capital. This tasty beer is great for getting sozzled, and while I enjoy several libations of the oat soda and IPA variety on a Sunday sit down, I feel if I drank more than a couple of these father sodas the soporific characteristics would come out and overwhelm the “spring break*” of it all.

How was that?

Oh, and my beermachine says short [[GEO]], for it has a lot of debt, and is rolling over. Your beer money will be prosperous.

*To me, Spring Break is a state of mind, a higher plateau of being that I use to ensure life is awesome. It knows no calendrical bounds and obeys naught the laws of time. Spring Break is all the time. It is now, and it will be tomorrow.