Position Update: Mile High Clubby Danny on May 16th, 2008 at 3:06:42 pm |
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I know you all want to see the face, but sorry, I’m not trying to blow up my spot. Just assume it is good because it is.
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Don Juan,
Kiss-”n”-tell.
So un-gentleman-like.
Nice figure on the tart though.
jog on
May 16th, 2008 at 3:15:07 pmduc
She was drunk, wasn’t she? You dog!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:19:51 pmNiiiice…. (Southpark style)
I Like…. (Borat style)
May 16th, 2008 at 3:20:37 pmWhat position …In the bathroom?
I hope you wore your galoshes.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:21:57 pmI can’t see anything. Is that your sister? The perky tits look familiar.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:24:31 pmDon Juan,
I’m curious though, after observing your video’s, starring yourself…you are a rather ugly, skinny little excuse of a man.
Also, knowing your penchant, or eagerness to pay for services rendered, can we assume you swiped your credit card in the crack of her arse?
Can’t you just tell it’s Friday.
jog on
May 16th, 2008 at 3:27:29 pmduc
Ducati-
Go eat your breakfast.
Your ruining this.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:29:34 pmmrkcbill,
I will very shortly, I can almost smell the sizzle.
But you’re absolutely correct, I should leave Don Juan to his peccadillo’s in peace.
jog on
May 16th, 2008 at 3:32:59 pmduc
Wow.
Ducati is banned, again.
So sorry.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:34:17 pm^ best comment ever fly.
though I shouldn’t dignify it with a response, girls like me because I am funny, and I have game. ACTUALLY, scratch that, I think it is because I am aggressive, and not a pussy. I approach girls, and I make them laugh. If they seem interested, which should be clear, then at some point I make a move. If they say no, I move on. It’s actually really easy.
Whether or not I look good (obviously the answer is yes) I suppose is up for personal interpretation. but not from you ducati.
as per kissing and telling, the photo was a special request from buylo, and I ain’t gonna leave my homies hanging. plus at this point it is tired, so there will be little mention of my airplane exploits going forward, unless it happens again.
regarding the Spanish prostitutes, no need. Plus and I don’t want to offend, but they were all African. the problem? Not color you racist jerk, a little thing called Aids. plus, I was going for the real deal why get a hook?
As for position in the bathroom, the first time was kind of standup doggy style type thing, and round 2 was cowgirl on the seat.
no she wasn’t drunk, if anything I was delirious from staying up like 30 hours in row.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:53:27 pmDon Juan,
We are agreed you are funny…looking.
Are you sure you’re not just a recipient of charity?
Being from SoCal, where the bodies are toned [male/female] you must have been really abused as a teen by all the jock’s through High School/College
This possibly may be a driver behind your solicitation of prostitutes from a rather early age.
jog on
May 16th, 2008 at 4:03:45 pmduc
Chap’s,
As usual……it’s been emotional.
I shall now bid you adieu…
Breakfast calls.
jog on
May 16th, 2008 at 4:05:28 pmduc
my body is toned as shit….that sounded terribly gay. I am not buff, like you though ducati. U think I live at the beach and I don’t look good in trunks? crazy.
a close girl friend once told me that over 50% of the dudes she fucks are based on pity. That was a surprising development. I’m not too big to concede that it’s a remote possibility, but really, that is bullshit.
Think about the number of dudes who aren’t getting laid. I can think of several. Where’s their aid?
I was popular in high school for the same reasons I am now. I succeed generally. I am funny, work hard, am personable, and outspoken. While not a fly level genius, I am smarter than the average asshole.
I feel tired self-aggrandizing, as some type of retort, it’s pretty lame.
Anything else? Maybe I’m too short. 5′7”, maybe squeezing to 5′8′ with shoes?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:09:09 pmDucati-
Your cantankerous attitude tells me you’ve got something shoved up your ass so far, it’s making you irritable.
Back off. You’re acting like a douchebag.
Danny’s story and pics are a titillating offering to his homies. Let the boy have his fun in piece [sic].
May 16th, 2008 at 4:09:21 pmCan you introduce me to your “close girl friend”?
I can act very pitiful at times.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:11:14 pmdude Danny here’s another close girlfriend factoid: Only 10% of girls orgasm from intercourse…seems like theres a lot of pity sex going on.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:15:59 pmdesperadoe - I could. Except, and true to her form, she is dating some asshole in LA with a 20m house and “three emmys”
Oh and just to be clear, no, I don’t think these (her) are wife caliber girls, these are fun girls.
kurt - lol, yes. that’s why you take care of them first, fuck, then maybe even take care again. give give give, thats all I do.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:21:35 pmAlpha - you are very correct. why are you even talking to me about this duc? I’m done with it.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:22:30 pmKurt, you must be dating very young girls, like 18-20. The young ones haven’t figured out how to have one yet.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:30:39 pmWoodshedder,
May 16th, 2008 at 4:36:56 pmDon’t you mean “fake one yet”?
Desparadoe, no, I didn’t mean that. I have never had that problem.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:37:57 pmI ordered a full ban of Duc on all blogs, except Wood and the PG.
For some reason, Wood likes that old fucker.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:41:34 pmApparently ducati’s methods of wooing girls via his condescending ‘holier than thou’ attitude and big words have left him bitter and with a stick up his ass. Or, worse yet, with a wife who is just like him!
But don’t worry duc, there is always a midlife crisis to fall back on. Just remember: don’t hate, appreciate.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:54:46 pmFly, Duc and I have an understanding…
I do hope though that Duc doesn’t use my blog to lash out against everyone, unless my blog is used to attack him.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:55:39 pmFunny thread. At times, it reads like a listing on Match.com
If you feel the need to write a medium-length post about how you have so much game, maybe you have…perhaps not so much.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:01:21 pmNote to everyone:
Duc will not give up, ever. Every ill comment made towards him will be met with his own brand of vicious.
Also, Duc enjoys the back and forth. And if you haven’t noticed, he is good at it.
I’m not defending his behavior, nor am I sanctioning the behavior of those who jump on the “punch Ducati’s mustache off” band wagon. I’m just saying that I found myself wasting a lot of time arguing with him, and it was just much easier to apologize to him for some of the things I did and said, and move on.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:02:09 pmI continue to learn a lot about men from this site. Very interesting learning experience.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:15:08 pmFuck you negative karma fuckers.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:24:00 pmWhy do I get the feeling that boca is going to post some humorous observations about men?
Woody,
Ducati is oppositional in nature, no doubt. Probably somewhat insecure, as he always wants to prove his intellect and reasoning powers, much to the chagrin of others.
Poor chap.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:36:16 pmWhere the fuck is Jake? Is he AWOL, or masquerading again?
May 16th, 2008 at 5:39:34 pmI think it would be great to hear Boca’s observations.
As for Duc, I don’t have him figured out. I just know I choose not to argue with him.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:39:47 pmYou are wise. We should do likewise.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:04:23 pmhaha Alpha, no humorous observations today, I have much respect for my friends here and am just glad I get to listen to some uncensored “guy talk” once in a while. There are many types of male attitudes and it’s kind of interesting to see so many of them at once at one thread, a smorgasbord so to speak.
Shed, you’re a very nice person, perhaps a bit too nice for your own good. However, I have the same quality and I guess it’s better than the opposite characteristic.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:08:23 pmwhat’s a nice girl like that, doing in a place like this?
May 16th, 2008 at 6:11:09 pmI gave you props shed, even though ducati is ridiculous and should not be entertained.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:13:22 pmBoca, I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I am sentimental, and definitely a romantic.
However, I have become much more conservative and rational, as I have aged, and become a father.
I think I have a nice balance going on. But yes, I have been taken advantage of, perhaps often, because I prefer to be nice.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:16:55 pmDanny, you of all people know that Duc and I went head to head, back in the day. A Battle Royale…
May 16th, 2008 at 6:21:00 pmI do. And you came out the victor, no?
May 16th, 2008 at 6:56:15 pmDanny, I prefer to just leave it that I apologized to Duc and moved on.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:31:19 pmI enjoy the back and forth with ducati on a topical level, but really he is just another anonymous internets dude. no need to apologize.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:17:56 pmI can understand that viewpoint, but I get affected by relationships with people, even when they are over the internet. I have to make sure that I can live with my actions, and for whatever reason, I decided that I did not like what I had become when I was Duc’s constant adversary.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:27:11 pmShed, correct me if I’m wrong, but I sense you may have a little bit of discontent with the outcome to date, not with respect to how you are treated now, but how others are treated?
Divisiveness and revenge is not the Woodshedder way, respect and cooperation would be more along your line, I think.
There’s always a human behind the anonymous persona posting. That’s a fact that needs to be recognized by both sides or useful interaction is not possible. (In my humble opinion, of course.)
May 16th, 2008 at 8:51:38 pm