Watch Yo Nuggetsby Danny on June 25th, 2008 at 5:31:37 pm |
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what the deuce
that was lame
June 25th, 2008 at 5:44:16 pmyou’re a fucking retard gwar.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:03:46 pmBut you have to admit “What the deuce?” is an excellent phrase.
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June 25th, 2008 at 6:19:35 pmyes. kids have been saying it for about 5 years.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:28:07 pmI’d wash my kids mouths out with soap if they ever said shit like that to me.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:39:42 pmWhat the deuce? You’d wash their mouths out for that? Damn. You realize there isn’t a swear word in there.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:43:30 pmIt sounds too much like “what the douche”. We parents have to be extra careful about these things.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:50:05 pmThats fair enough.
All I can say about children is that I better have a son.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:59:50 pmhaha, Alpha and Danny are making me laugh again.
Danny, little girls rock. You won’t know that till you have one of your own.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:26:49 pmFucktards… “What the deuce” is from like, Evelyn Waugh novels.
‘N like… Somerset Maugham & EM Forester & shit.
(eye roll)
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June 25th, 2008 at 10:38:06 pmI have three sons. I can drop one off tomorrow, if you want some “practice.”
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June 25th, 2008 at 10:39:14 pmKISS did a song called Deuce, fwiw.
June 25th, 2008 at 10:45:04 pmDanny,
You better pray you get a son. A son you can toughen up and teach how to be manly. You can be hard on him and expect him to pull his weight. I have one son, and he is an incredible boy who will turn out to be a much better man than I am.
I have two daughters. How do you deal with daughters? You get ready to teach them how things are going to be, but you fold like a beach umbrella when they bat those eyelids at you. I’m telling you, you can be the world’s meanest hard-ass, but a daughter can melt that heart of stone in an instant. Until they bring some freaking emo-kid home, and then it’s “hard-ass times 10″ if he lays a finger on your princess.
So hope for a son, lest you find yourself buying your girls a late model Porsche at an inopportune moment (which I have yet to experience, but I’m steeling my resolve early).
June 25th, 2008 at 11:25:17 pmProspectus, I see you’ve been in the trenches. I’ve got two daughters of my own, two years apart in age. I can relate.
Tip: If and when a potential suitor ever comes over to the house, always schedule some time to clean your guns in plain sight. You’ll have no problems at all with the boys. In fact, they’ll insist on bringing your daughter home at least 1/2 hr before curfew.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:26:04 amProspectus — I agree totally.
AD - excellent advice–another reason I want a son. We can shoot guns, then I can give him pointers, instead of casually telling potential suitor A the story about the man I had to kill while my daughter gets ready. “you know, he looked an awful lot like you…”
I would love a practice son jake, send him on over.
here’s my main prob–
A son I can relate to. If I had a girl, I would probably be a 65% absent father.
Here’s how I see it panning out:
birth - what a cute little baby. I love my daughter. Begin fatherly phase out. Consume beer.
3 yr old girl - unicorns and horses. Begin to realize I can’t relate…
7 yr old girl - hannah montana…wife says I need to get more involved
11 yr old girl - beginning of teen angst. I give her everything, including make-up allowance, at the behest of her mother.
14 yr old girl - “hey pumpkin, how are you. You want some dinner?” “GAWD SHUT UP DAD YOUR SO STUPID! Now everyone thinks I’m fat” [runs off crying]
17 yr old girl - getting banged by timmy in the back of the car I bought her, even after threatening timmy with his life.
19 yr old girl - majors in nutrition at college.
if I had a son, it would yr after yr of awesomeness and me taching him how to be like me, which is awesome. We’d crack a beer on his 17 b-day, and I’d tell him how to go all the way with the cute girl from down the road.
I do appreciate the advice from more learned dudes on the subject than myself.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:31:31 amDanny,
You are wise beyond your years.
My son is the oldest of the three kids. He’s into drums, rock climbing, working out, guns and hot little Brazilian chicks.
As far as I can tell, the girls are into clothes, spending money, talking on the phone / texting 500 times a day, telling dad to quit intimidating their boyfriends, and God knows what else.
Such a disparity.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:47:07 amOne daughter.
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June 26th, 2008 at 12:52:15 amJake,
June 26th, 2008 at 12:55:51 amYou will experience only half of my pain.
Actually, my girls are great. They’re really sweet (when they want to be).
June 26th, 2008 at 1:00:04 amThen you are lucky
June 26th, 2008 at 1:41:18 amYou hightlighted ECA as a breakout a few weeks ago. I think you highlighted the May 12 breakout. I’ve been waiting for it to fill the gap. What’s interesting is it finally filled the gap yesterday, and when it did it bounced hard.
Today they sold it down again to the May 9 high, and it bounced hard again on a very pissy tape. I guess what I’m saying is $86.50ish seems to be very solid support and a good place to get long if the past two days are any indication. That’s my game plan, anyway.
June 26th, 2008 at 4:10:43 pmsatan - yeah, I remember that. I like BTU and the stop I suggested in that post was 84, which still looks good to me.
There is strong support at ~86.50. Looks like you’ve got a good game plan.
June 26th, 2008 at 4:34:26 pm