Hot Chicks With Douchebags: You Must Visit This Blogby Danny on August 8th, 2008 at 1:45:20 am |
Jay Lewis, current writer for Hot Chicks With Douchebags, has been publishing some fantastic work on his blog, Hot Chicks With Douchebags.
I strongly encourage you to stop by and check out his blog. His style is impetuous. His defenses, impregnable. He is ferocious, he will eat your heart, and your children, because you’re no Alexander.
Anyway, It’s worth a look.
[note: This post is a parody of this steamy pile of editorial]











While everyone focuses on the Euro, the Swiss franc is taking one for the team also.
http://screencast.com/t/J3WDkVViP
Long live the King Dollar. Maybe now Jim Rogers will cash in his USD chips and depart the US for good.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:03:27 amThank you Mr. Fly for expanding my Trading education:
I now know what a “Dirty South Fish Hook” is,
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
August 8th, 2008 at 8:49:46 amI love that blog! Definitely a winner.
However, I despise your attempt to mock my link whoring.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:23:45 amLOL
August 8th, 2008 at 10:33:55 amI’ve been a follower of that blog for over a year now. i visit it daily. YOU MUST BUY HIS BOOK TOO!!! it is fucking hilarious and only costs 12 bucks or so
August 8th, 2008 at 11:15:53 amUpon rereading this post, I am highly satisfied with its contents.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:04:12 pmI know why some women are with men that other people find inexplicably ugly or uncool, not sure the guys here want to know though. Men and women obviously look at things differently, that site (which I have seen before) is a guy’s site. It is funny though in a way.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:40:15 pm$.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:42:21 pmAlthough that is true of some women, I’m not that cynical (thank God). For me sometimes it’s personality, or the fact that he makes me laugh, maybe wonderful in bed, basically the way a man treats me and the quality of his character, his IQ and sense of humor…. all much more important than looks. With the right attitude I can find something enjoyable to look at in many men, and if a man has no fashion sense, hey I won’t have to worry about other women stealin’ my man.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:06:55 pmThe reason hot chicks flock to certain dudes is 3 things. #1: a big dick. #2: being an asshole who treats her like garbage. #3: a big dick. I should know. I’ve been beating them off of me with a stick for years as I possess all 3 traits. It’s a fucking curse…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:36:13 pmJunk, Reasons # 1 and # 3 are definitely important, I won’t lie. Reason #2 doesn’t do a thing for me, but I’m only one individual. Your mileage may vary.
Adding, I know it sounds kind of shallow to admit that Reasons 1 and 3 are important, but if you think about how much guys are focused on large breasts or a cute tush, at least I’m honest without being overly focused only on the physical.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41:03 pmAt least you’re honest. BTW, did you know that Jay Leno has a meat whistle the diameter of a beer can?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:45:09 pmFor me the physical aspect is the most important thing bc the majority of girls I meet / know are vapid retards intellectually, and that’s being very generous. I know not ALL of them are, but dammit if the ones I meet/know aren’t.
So them being hot is all they have for me.
Me, on the other hand, I know how to make girls laugh, and am smart and rich. So, I will attract ‘em whether they like my face, my dick, my humor or whatver.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:13:23 pm