Hey Fuckers: Welcome to iBankCoin.com
This site is not like other financial websites. So, if you came here for serious, bullshit commentary on the markets, please fuck off– and go for a swim in your local reservoir.
Look you, “The Fly” is an evolved version of you. Some might call him a “space alien magician” or “Human 2.0.” To simplify matters, just recognize the obvious: you’re here reading this shit, while I’m counting gold bricks or eating fantastically large bowls of oatmeal.
As you already know, this website will be sold for millions of euro’s (”The Fly” no longer accepts dollars)– down the road.
On my old blog, I interviewed numerous “weekend bloggers” and decided to “hire” the two who stood out most: Danny and Woodshedder.
Danny makes cool vids and Wood plays with charts and shit.
Enough about them.
Oh, before I forget, “Mr. Bilderberg” will be offering his idea’s, whenever his busy schedule permits. In short, Bilderberg makes “The Fly” uneasy, mainly due to his net worth being considerably higher– and is on the cusp of the Fortune 400 list. He also “controls” lots of important people.
He will remain anonymous, indefinitely. Fuck him.
Jeremy built this fucking site, by himself, from the dirty, filthy cellars of Yahoo hosting, to the wonderful palace called Webstrike Solutions (free plug). Let me just say, Jeremy is one heck of a programmer and will be spared, whenever “The Fly” decides to start having you fuckers arrested.
Finally, we have created “The Peanut Gallery.”
The Peanut Gallery is a place where anyone can apply to post their fucktarded thoughts and opinions on financial matters. Once approved, you will be free to post whenever you like.
However, it’s worth noting, should your syntax and content slip a bit, “The Fly” will set fire to you quicker than a blow torch in a Valero gas refinery.
congrats asshats
November 12th, 2007 at 7:07 amhooray! He is reborn!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:16 amThis is all very ………… Odd no?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:20 amFuck yeah!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:22 amCheers!!!
Good to see you Broker A.
jay
November 12th, 2007 at 8:22 amThe Fly is God!! HAHAHAHA!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:22 amBtw, congrats Woodshedder!
Was a little worried about BZH this morning, but it has held strong!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:24 amthe Fly has risen !
Jallelujah!
He is reborn …
Hail the Fly !
fuckers …. .developing
November 12th, 2007 at 8:28 amthe Fly sells out for dirrty internet money
I knew he was a conman all along
viz
November 12th, 2007 at 8:31 amCubs- wasn’t there a pending home sales due this a.m.?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:36 amCongratulations on the internet silly money.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:36 amI like congrats Fly!! now where are SS’s?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:38 amAnd MVIS rallys in sympathy!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:38 amThe Fly rocks.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:39 amGod, this site is awful. I want my money back.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:39 amWhat happened to “no riff-raff”? A sleeveless t-shirt, a three-quarter sleeve t-shirt, and a ringer t-shirt? “The Fly” should sell appropriate attire, lest his “Saville Row” legitimacy be mistaken for an “Off-Broadway” highschool musical.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:39 amUse your time machine to resurrect an interior decorator, Ogden Codman, Jr., for example.
That is all.
All of the low end clothing was Woodshedder’s idea.
Thanks.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:42 amCongrats fuckers. Now let’s bank coin.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:43 amanyone go to the Merchandise section? hahahaha… FUCK YOU, YOU’RE DEAD Funeral cards!?!? hahahahaha
November 12th, 2007 at 8:44 amI think it is pretty obvious the market will rally, thanks to the website launch.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:45 amWhere is Broker A?
Did he die with blogspot?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:47 amMr K:
I killed him.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:51 amWhen are we going to get our free oatmeal?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:52 amNot sure Woodshedder. I was referring to this news that came out over the weekend.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:52 amLets see if links are click able here!
http://www.charlotte.com/business/story/356321.html
I know the site will not please everyone. People are fickle.
If you have any suggestions, feel free to email them to yourselves, because “The Fly” doesn’t give a shit.
Good times.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:52 amOatmeal on the way.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:53 amI think you should have waited 3 days to be reborn… that way “the Zombie” could have actually opened a church or some shit like that.
Congratulations. I knew my “hollywood hooker” theory would prevail.
-DT
November 12th, 2007 at 8:54 amFly,
Congrats. Obviously, an instant permanent bookmark.
Bill
November 12th, 2007 at 8:55 amBTW:
In case you don’t know:
At the very top of the page are tabs.
Somewhat useful.
The iBankCoin logo will bring you to the main page.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:55 amJesus… a Michelle Malkin banner ad though? She’s fucking nuts.
-DT
November 12th, 2007 at 8:56 amRe: Tabs.
Hooray, The Fly is now giving “internet lessons”.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:57 amHey Fuckers, it’s Fly’s site. C’mon! You know if its Fly’s site, it has to be Fucking Ugly!!! What else did you expect?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:57 amI’m starting a new blog….47.5.com
Broker A was a cool guy….. I hope your not going to comment on Howard’s site as “The Fly”
November 12th, 2007 at 8:58 amI saw that Cubs. The short side may be crowded….we’ll see.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:59 amThe real fly emerges out of his pineapple cacoon … an internet sellout
November 12th, 2007 at 9:03 ambtw Fly - thanks for the almost $10 trade in HANS … just took it off
fuck you
developing
November 12th, 2007 at 9:07 amHahahahahaha!
November 12th, 2007 at 9:08 amFuck yeeeaaaah!
Fuck Ducati. I will perform a Zombie dance on his blog’s grave!
So I’m wearing a plad suite and a bow tie for nothing. You’re a dick, but glad to have you back.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:12 amWhy the Fuck did you kill “broker a”???
November 12th, 2007 at 9:13 amWhat were his last words?
I like the new site and all the Michelle Malkin banner ads, you will bank coin off the ad sales alone.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:14 ami wanna become one of twleve real estate millionaires
wheres that deano grazioli adnonsense?
fly sucks ducati’s soiled panties
November 12th, 2007 at 9:15 amJuice:
You’re on the verge of getting your fucking mustache knocked off.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:20 amTest
November 12th, 2007 at 9:34 amI don’t have a mustache
but thankass anyways
November 12th, 2007 at 9:34 amMust be in the time machine going back two hours.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:35 amNah TC, the Fly has been too busy celebrating the launch to fix the fucking internal word press clock.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:47 amMichelle Malkin is hotness in the “right” package. You need to get those conservative tee shirt ads that feature the babes wearing the “Hillary’s a Commie” tighties.
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On a more serious note, I am fading this bullshit “relief.”
Hard.
November 12th, 2007 at 12:14 pm