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Go Get Some Cheap Ass Coffee

I just got back from my local Mobil gas station. Upon entering the shitbag store on its premises, called “On the Run,” I spotted a sale.

Apparently, GMCR is supplying Mobil stations with some “good fucking bean,” much to the chagrin of SBUX.

They even have little caffeine shots, called “stok’d” or something, that has me wanting to break a chair over my trader/servants head.

In short, today is the last day to get a giant cup of coffee, for 99 cents. Moreover, the quality of the bean is as good, maybe better, as the homos who sell Dunkin’ coffee.

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34 Responses to “Go Get Some Cheap Ass Coffee”

  1. WildWestie Says:

    “…today is the last day to get a giant cup of coffee, for .99 cents.”

    So, they’re selling coffee for just under a penny?
    $0.99 - OK
    99 cents - OK
    .99 cents - asshats only

  2. SaNTa Says:

    Ducati is Will from Good Will Hunting.

    Pay close attention to that fucker.

  3. alphadawgg Says:

    The Fly-meister, spending his morning drinking coffee.

    What ever happened to a good 4-pack of Monsta?

  4. shanester Says:

    where have you been a month. Them homos at the Dunk suck pipe and do their coofee.

  5. Bison Burger Says:

    Someone please chop Santelli’s hands off.

  6. Steve Says:

    Seattles Best is a good alternative to SBUX at about %50 of the price.

  7. Steve Says:

    50%

  8. Frosty Says:

    Seattle Steve is that you?

  9. The Fly Says:

    West:

    You’re a liar. I didn’t write that.

  10. Woodshedder Says:

    Frosty, what’s for lunch?

  11. Woodshedder Says:

    “Upon entering the shitbag store on it,”

    ^Who wrote that?

  12. WildWestie Says:

    Fly — It’s the actuary in me.

  13. Steve Says:

    Frosty-Nope.

  14. Woodshedder Says:

    Me, I’m having Black Angus with creamy horseradish.

  15. The Fly Says:

    Wood:

    You too are a liar.

    You bearshitters are trying to besmirch me.

  16. The Fly Says:

    Sounds like a homo sadnwich [sic] to me.

    Just saying…

  17. Steve Says:

    You shouldn’t be spending your money like so recklessly Wood. ;)

  18. ottnott Says:

    Only Dunkin Donuts has perfected the technology that allows them to pack 16 ounces of creamer and sugar into a 12-ounce coffee cup.

  19. riverrat Says:

    I can’t drink SBUX or Seattle. My wife mail orders Gevalia. Its great coffee, but I live in the woods next to the Rogue River, so I don’t get out much.

  20. Woodshedder Says:

    LOL @ Steve…

    Yes, I’m counting my bulls before they are slaughtered…

    Fly, what are you having for lunch…*Chicken* salad?

  21. The Fly Says:

    Gevalia is for old Italian men.

  22. Frosty Says:

    WOOD….eating little rice buners with both hands…HMC a fine looking darksider right here…honda also makes those two wheel death traps, think HOG the only not selling crap in the space…perhaps there mowers will be big winners, no need when the pad is in foreclosure.

  23. The Fly Says:

    Wood:

    Despite all my food rantings, I rarely eat lunch.

    True story.

    Personally, I think lunch is for pussies or hunchbacked men.

  24. Woodshedder Says:

    Dman [sic] that is some funny stuff Fly.

  25. riverrat Says:

    “Gevalia is for old Italian men”

    Maybe that is why that shit Clemenza is always hanging around. I thought he was just queer.

  26. Woodshedder Says:

    I like how you’re thinking there Frosty.

  27. The Fly Says:

    Gevalia is old school shit.

    While drinking that, be sure to order your wife to “make some fucking toast.”

  28. riverrat Says:

    I like the chocolate muffins she makes instead. Toast is for old dudes with no teeth.

  29. riverrat Says:

    So we have a stalemate. Seems we got to break one way or the other. I would say we go up. AAPL and GOOG are still struggling though.

  30. JakeGint Says:

    Old Italian wives make good toast.

    Wit garlic.

    Problem is the fuligin sack clothes and matching wide keisters.

  31. Aris Says:

    gmcr is the beaner that was supplying mcd the last time i heard. it’s a better coffee than sbux. less offensive.

    in seattle, however, the only coffee worth buying comes from vivace.

  32. boston Says:

    I bought GMCR last Jan after hearing that everyody and his brother had rec’d a Keurig for Christmas. They own the whole supply chain and produce the K-Cups for other coffee brands as well. The commercial Keurigs are also replacing the old coffee burner set-up at most offices. They have also begun selling smaller size Keurigs to hotel chains for in-room service. I sold earlier this year. They just missed earnings but I’d be willing to gamble that this will be a hot gift once again this year. And - yes - they do supply MCD - but I think only in the Northeast.

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