Late Night Fact
December 12, 2007 – 9:02 pm
Early this evening, my wife and I took our 3 year old son to get a haircut. They charged my wife $10.
Three weeks ago, I took my son to the same place, for a cut; the bastards charged me $15.
Odd, no?
I think not.
Next week it might be Euros
December 12th, 2007 at 9:03 pmThat’s easy dude. How much hair could have grown back in 3 weeks? Less hair, less money.
I bet it had been 2 months when you took him.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:05 pmI keep my kids clean cut, fucker.
Remember, I live in the North. We don’t sport mullets here.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:12 pmBullshit. Pittsburgh is the mullet capital of America. They’re notherners. You northerners love mullets. I bet the reason yours was more expensive is because you had them shape a mullet on his poor head.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:41 pmConsider yourself lucky that your 3 year old will let someone cut his hair. My 3 year old will only let my wife cut her hair.
Meanwhile, it’s clear they enjoy your wife’s conversational skills, thus the lower price charged.
Southerners don’t know anything…
-DT
December 12th, 2007 at 9:44 pmI’m thinking it’s time to start making the wife wear the bhurka outside the house again.
It’s not like she can’t say she hasn’t been warned.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:46 pmYou girls are a bunch of lolly pop sucking dills.
Get a fucking live you cock sucking cry babies.
You erase my act? you lost. go back to New Hampshire.
haha
Regards
December 12th, 2007 at 9:56 pmGTOP is going to go move big according to the options by end of year. This may be another DNDN. Place your bets with options only.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:58 pmWood:
Anything south of Philly is considering “red neck territory.”
Therefore, Pitt is not north. It is just Pitt.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:07 pmFly,
Your wife is better looking than you. Hence, your barber was indirectly hitting on her by charging her less for your son’s haircut.
I get the speeding tickets. My wife gets warnings from the State Troopers. Same thing going on.
Fuckers.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:12 pmSo you did get him a mullet.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:39 pmGiving a 3-yr old a haircut every 3 weeks is child abuse.
You get about 3/8″ growth in that time.
You could only be that vain about your 3-yr olds hair if you were…bald.
Bwahahaha!
December 12th, 2007 at 10:45 pmFuck you.
He stays trimmed, unlike you sloppy fat fucks.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:46 pmA Fly settled on the head of a Bald Man and bit him. In his eagerness to kill it, he hit himself a smart slap. But the Fly escaped, and said to him in derision, “You tried to kill me for just one little bite; what will you do to yourself now, for the heavy smack you have just given yourself?” “Oh, for that blow I bear no grudge,” he replied, “for I never intended myself any harm; but as for you, you contemptible insect, who live by sucking human blood, I’d have borne a good deal more than that for the satisfaction of dashing the life out of you!”
December 12th, 2007 at 10:50 pm–Aesop
Save yourself the aggravation. Give your son a military-style buzz haircut.
My local barber does it for five bucks. It takes him less than 5 minutes. That’s the equivalent of $60 an hour.
Not bad for a high school dropout.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:51 pmNo offense, but anyone who uses electric scissors on their hair is a low-life.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:07 pmUnless, of course, you’re in the military.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:08 pmPerhaps the barber prefers Mrs. Fly’s vistits more than he enjoys Mr. Fly’s visits. Mrs. Fly probably doesn’t call the barber a stupid fucktard. Mrs. Fly probably doesn’t threaten to punch the barbers eyebrows off. In fact, the barber probably feels sorry for Mrs. Fly and charges her less. Just a theory.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:45 pmTHE FLY IS A MINOTAUR!
Pass it on.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pmBarclays taking over. Fuck GS. Quaker for life.
December 13th, 2007 at 12:01 amUS futures down.
Asia shitting the shower.
December 13th, 2007 at 12:24 amI playing my old ELTON JOHN records, on the bose speakers, and watching cramers fed rants-
December 13th, 2007 at 1:31 ameuro markets too….fun day comming for all.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:32 amA haircut post.
Odd, no?
December 13th, 2007 at 1:54 amI bet your wife tips better. $10 cut + $10 tip. Because they are “so gentle” with your son.
Fly tips $5 no matter what the cut price, so they bump it to compensate. $15 cut + $5 tip. Because its a haircut on a 3 year old. “How much do you expect, fucker?”
December 13th, 2007 at 5:04 amLooks like the Fed has inflation under control then. That’s a 33% drop in the price of haircuts. Start hoarding cash, fuckers, prices are dropping!
December 13th, 2007 at 5:36 amNBIX down 40%, BIIB down 30%. All together now-NEVER buy a biotech company (DNA,AMGN included). Spend your $$ in Vegas.
December 13th, 2007 at 6:08 amBoomer:
You’re right!
December 13th, 2007 at 6:23 amTook my shaggy haired dog to get groomed in NYC. $50 an hour to get her knots combed out. Total bill $160.
December 13th, 2007 at 6:54 amBoom:
I still think it’s the tight sweaters.
December 13th, 2007 at 7:03 amMaybe she had a 5 dollar credit.
December 13th, 2007 at 7:18 amJuice is Bilderberg.
December 13th, 2007 at 7:33 am“Remember, I live in the North. We don’t sport mullets here.”~Hilarious
If you don’t keep your kids well groom they are liable to end up looking like this http://www.freakingnews.com/Sanjaya-Pics-34346.asp
December 13th, 2007 at 11:25 amUgg Boots Store…
Ugg Boots Store…
December 14th, 2007 at 12:15 pmLocal Runners and Walkers Invited…
Runners, walkers, wheelchair athletes, and their families and friends from all over Long Island and beyond are invited to celebrate…
February 18th, 2008 at 3:29 am