Goldman Pulls a Rabbit Out of its Asshat
December 18, 2007 – 6:53 am
Of course, [[GS]] just obliterated earnings estimates, much to the chagrin of those who bet against it. For the record, I have no position in GS, just [[SKF]], which is scheduled to gap the fuck lower at the open.
Aside from Goldman “magic,” [[BBY]] posted kickass numbers, and guided higher for 2008.
Perhaps [[CC]] will, finally, bounce in sympathy.
In short, today looks like a rally day, with a variety of names 2-3% higher—including [[FRX]] (no, I didn’t buy it because of Chuck, morons).
Early going, I won’t fight the rally. I may nibble at some bottoms, while frantically preparing a meatball sandwich.
NOTE: Despite Goldman’s smoking hot numbers, the stock is barely up—a very bad sign, indeed.
Developing…
ECB injects $500 billion. Trichet is the modern day version of Marie Antoinette. Poor people and retired pensioners can’t afford rising food and energy prices, and he basically said, “Fuck ‘em. Let them eat cake.”
All that money’s got to go somewhere, so stocks will rip, but isn’t gold the place to be now that the ECB has chosen inflation over a banking system collapse? Is there a gold ETF that gives me 2x leverage?
December 18th, 2007 at 7:28 amOh my stars! My AKAM short is up ten cents!
Whatever shall I do??
Take this opportunity to load up, fellahs, methinks it’ll be short lived.
(and that’s pronounced in the two syllable fashion, like “livid.”)
December 18th, 2007 at 7:38 amPUD — yes, it’s called “RGLD.”
‘Cept it’s more than two times leverage.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:39 amGoogle red!
Bye bye muthahflickas!
December 18th, 2007 at 7:41 amGood thing Goldman blew out its numbers, that oughtta be real helpful when all those commie Congressman (think that ugly fuck Waxman — someone needs to bury that rotten bastid like a bone) come calling with their junior investigator funpaks.
Update: Goldman, red.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:42 amMy company,…excuse me, Goldman posted very good numbers. Do not trash talk this stock. You will lose. (I will see to it personally).
December 18th, 2007 at 7:47 amFuck you Paulsen.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:58 amI no rike Henly Paursen. He meet wit China readahs and teow us we flucktahds fo Chinee mahket rotto stocks.
I hope Santa gib him unlapped coarl fo Chlismas.
I no berieve in Santa. He funny fat man wit gay rled crowthes and no exist, except in imagination of letailahs.
December 18th, 2007 at 8:05 amJake talking trash … watch your head young man
just saying … the blade cutteth both ways
December 18th, 2007 at 8:24 am