Late Night Thoughtby The Fly on December 18th, 2007 at 9:15 pm |
You’re all inferior to “The Fly.”
UPDATE: For someone who claims to be “Pimping Stocks,” he sure does have one fuck of a piker-ass, 5-figure, brokerage account flaunted.
Sorry, no sympathy for advertisers on this blog. You should be ashamed and embarrassed (in addition to being appalled), Sir, to tell people you have just 80k in the market.
When I die, my coffin will cost more than 80k.
You’re not Pimping. You’re a ten dolla’ crack ho.
Developing…
“The Fly†has documentation to prove an IQ of 155 and is able to read 800 words per minute.”
Do you sound each word out?
December 18th, 2007 at 9:22 pmWow. You OK? Seems particularly harsh for a late night thought.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:23 pmSorry Boomer.
Just spewing some truth your way.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:26 pmMy way? I thought you were talking to Woodshedder!
December 18th, 2007 at 9:31 pmFly, wtf is wrong with you? Fuck, Give Danny some premium real estate on the front of this orange blog. He deserves better…asshole.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:31 pmIt’s a compliment if taken in a certain light, Boomer.
If “I’m inferior to the Fly” is the given, then think of the droves of people who are in turn inferior to me. Think about it. Literally thousand upon thousands of readers. Incredible.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:32 pmMdawz:
Because a blue line appeared under the word “blog,” in your comment, I will grant your wish.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:37 pmI think the Fly is just coming down from his caffeine binge. He’ll be up for three days and get arrested for disturbing the peace at a Dunkin Donuts in Holmdel. Sometimes it’s just best to let an addict hit bottom.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:38 pmI was busy playing with my dart guns.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:39 pmwoo hoo!
December 18th, 2007 at 9:41 pmI guess Real Money’s paid site now has blue lines in their online articles. They are bitching about it over at Big Picture.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:41 pmFunny I now like the blue lines.
Odd No
Ads? What ads are you referring to? I only see blog content.
BTW, try to spell my monicker correctly.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:42 pmRIMM is going to bury the shorts on Thursday. Fuck the Iphone and the retards who think it will eat into RIMM’s consumer market. Has anyone that believes this actually owned an Iphone? Maybe V2 or 3, but not now. And the weakening financial services IT spending? Are you kidding me? New markets and continued corporate domination will propel the earnings. Long Dec 110’s for an all or nothing trade for this release.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:43 pmWolf, I’m on the same page. I’ve also been hearing rumors about a “Jesus Phone” come to save us.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pmyeah. and this guys ad is the hugest thing ever when you access the site from a cellphone. I meant to tell you that fly. It’s like in front and on top of our shit. video pending….
December 18th, 2007 at 9:47 pmLook you, I purposely misspell your moniker, as a sign of belligerent disrespect.
Danny:
Because of that TG-like “woo-hoo,” your column will now stay in that bullshit spot.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:49 pmWhen I die, my watch will cost more than 80k, thanks to the declining dollar.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:49 pm.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:50 pmYeah, he’s pimpin an 80k account, and he has the biggest ad on this site.
I tell you what, I’m pretty sick of looking at it, even with the hot chicas.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:50 pmShed-Danny Hold em back — he’s going to get his 2nd technical foul. He’s drunk and posting again…talking shit to your largest advertiser.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:50 pmTime pieces are great investments, unlike diamonds.
Diamonds are fucking rip-offs.
If I could do it over again, I’d buy my wife a 5 karat fake ass rock and call it a day.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:51 pmPimping Stocks should feel proud that “The Fly” has taken time out of his day to belittle him.
It’s well worth the humiliation.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:53 pmI would like to call to your attention that I am eating delicious dried mangoes, lightly sweetened, while my wife takes dictation for my post. ‘Cuz that’s how we rule the roost in the deep south.
Viz (my husband doesn’t know I typed viz)
December 18th, 2007 at 9:53 pmOh fly, you take that back.
That was definitely not TG. Merely weakness leaving the body. I am a proponent of the repositioning.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:55 pmDarn it Boomer!
This is a rich man hangout. No women allowed, especially at night. It’s one of the rules.
Now I have to mind my language.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:55 pmShed TG’s like 6 times per post. Honey Hole…
December 18th, 2007 at 9:57 pmGrow a sack. I’ll leave you boys alone.
Good night.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:57 pmBoomer,
No Milk and Cookies tonight?
Ambrosia and Biscuits.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:57 pmonly jessica alba is invited
December 18th, 2007 at 9:58 pmReminder: Yankees won the Civil War.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:58 pmDon’t be full of yourself, Fly. You could end the world’s dependence on fossil fuel with 1/10th of what your bullshit coffin would cost.
I guess you’d rather make the mid-east richer. When was the last time you lived through hard times anyways, fucker?
December 18th, 2007 at 9:59 pmI felt guilty after watching the Biggest Loser finale. Seeing all those poor fat fuckers, eating turkey sausage and wearing spandex. Oh, the humanity.
I reached for the only fruit that borders on junk food.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:00 pmBTW: I was just kidding about the women thing.
You’re more than welcome to witness Woodshedder make a fool out of himself, even when he isn’t here.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:00 pmSaNTa,
How was the Mall today? Was the Sharper Image busy?
December 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pmthat’s half our subscriber base.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pmFuck you Santa.
I’m gonna break Rudolph’s legs.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pmRegarding the Civil War: I live blocks away from the site of the bloodiest battle in the Civil War - The Battle of Franklin. I also eat locally grown organic vegetables from said battle site. Therefore, when I have a salad, I eat the blood of Yankees. Your soul is my salad.
Don’t forget I was born in New Jersey.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:02 pmBoomer-
“eating turkey sausage and wearing spandex. Oh, the humanity.”
I’m crying
December 18th, 2007 at 10:03 pmOuch.
Chalk a win up for Boomer.
Nice one.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:03 pmYeah… What the fuck is Ambrosia?
December 18th, 2007 at 10:04 pmI once had a girl who wanted me to kiss her where it smelled. So, I hopped in the car and drove her to Jersey.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:04 pmGo read some Greek books, Santa fucker.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:05 pmHave you noticed how much nicer the site is at night when all the jackasses are commuting back to Jersey on the train?
December 18th, 2007 at 10:05 pmmrkcbill,
Fuck you. I don’t shop anywhere. I make the bullshit toys you are so eager to buy from Malls.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pmnectar of the gods, asshole
December 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pm“I quote shit for fun” - SaNTa
December 18th, 2007 at 10:07 pmthat’s because only the rich people are here.
btw, boomer, I placed a “ghost” trade in BOOM at the close today.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:07 pmwhat’s a ghost trade?
December 18th, 2007 at 10:08 pmALERT THAT IS RED: ASIAN MARKET SHIT THE BED IN LATE NIGHT TRADING.
Prepare to give your money to “The Fly” tomorrow.
Consider all future market losses early Christmas gifts.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pm“I’m gonna break Rudolph’s legs.”
I ride a Yule goat, asshole.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pmThanks for the “Rudolph Alert”, Fly.
I’ll wait until Friday.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:10 pmNone of you have the gaul to correct my grammar or spelling.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pmWhat are you talking about Asia? Looks ok to me.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pmIt wasn’t a plural statement.
NIKKEI soft.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:12 pmTime to buy PAL. Really a rock solid bottom here. Platinum and palladium continued with the strong rally. Now platinum at $1525 an ounce.
Don’t you think this is an easy double from here?
December 18th, 2007 at 10:13 pmBoomer needs to be checked for Steroids!
His meteoric rise to 1st place in PG….Boomer what do you attribute this to?
December 18th, 2007 at 10:13 pma triple
December 18th, 2007 at 10:13 pmit means if I wasn’t already stacked in my trading account I would buy BOOM based on the general premise you outlined. If anything, you’ve proved you know the stock well, and I agreed with your PG analysis. So, a la a “ghost runner” in baseball, I have a ghost trade on BOOM, at 59.30 or whatever the close was to 65 ish.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:15 pmI placed a ghost trade on Heidi Klum.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:17 pmWhat can I say, the people have spoken. I can tell you that I have not utilized my legion of record label intern bloggers to influence the vote. It is what it is.
P.S. I don’t appreciate you fuckers banging on my ratings for calling a bottom in boom. I made 30k today on that call. That post was money!
December 18th, 2007 at 10:18 pmSo Danny, what you’re saying is that you trade stocks like I play fantasy football.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:19 pmThere are many folds just waiting to be taken down in PAL.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:19 pmno I trade real stocks. But also for fun I make the occasional mental ghost trade. It’s really a capital limitation or I would consider it further.
I have a ghost trade on heidi ever day. Also at night. I saw her at the SOHO grand hotel in NYC where I stayed once.
She was outside, and I made a shit in my pants.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pm^thats how hot she was, from a 50 foot distance.
circa 2000
December 18th, 2007 at 10:22 pmI’ve got to go to bed. And seeing as JJ’s crashed the party, I’m calling it a night.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:22 pmedit.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:53 pmI ride a Yule goat, asshole.
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Funniest line of the thread.
I’ve decreed it.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:27 pmWas the Lou game (v. Marshall) on national teevee tonight?
I was on the floor– Spike Lee style–, giving all of you (and the refs) the finger, while being catered to by a grovelly “floor seat attendant,” ogling scantily clad late teen girls and shout-spit upon by Slick Rick Pitino.
You wouldn’t believe the simple shit that comes out of the coaches mouths during these things.
Most of the time, The Slick was telling them to “weave.”
Secrets of Great Coaching 101, I guess.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:31 pmFuck all of you.
I try to get some fucking sleep for a change, and you shame my good name.
And Dammit Boomer, I am NOT the pimping stocks guy!
December 19th, 2007 at 4:03 amAnd you moved my fucking blog to the shit spot!
December 19th, 2007 at 4:15 amPoor Morgan Stanley CEO John Mack is forgoing a bonus this year. He’s deeply disappointed. No doubt keeping the ridiculous bonuses from the last few years.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:29 amHoes like him should be shitcanned and at the shareholders’/bagholders’ meeting he should be put in one of those devices that clamps down on your head and wrists so that the townsfolk can spit on him and kick him in the ass as they walk by. (I’m sure someone will remember what they call those things.)
FD I never owned any MS
Jake- The game was on here in KC…my boys were doing the We are Marshall chant… Where was it played?
December 19th, 2007 at 6:46 amKC — Freedom Hall, home team spot.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:16 amMarshall actually has a player named (surname) “Marshall.”
So I heard the announcer say… “In for Marshall… Marshall!”
December 19th, 2007 at 8:17 amFly, why is FXP down—-again?
December 19th, 2007 at 8:20 am[...] It’s all about your personal perspective, dawg. [...]
December 19th, 2007 at 2:36 pm