You Were Warned
While you incur large market losses today, “The Fly” laughs at your folly.
I fucking warned you this would happen. I told you: “during the first two weeks of the New Year, the ‘homo-hammer of certain death’ will rain down on your gay heads. ”
What did you do to prepare?
You bought more high beta securities.
Tonight, while driving my plutonium powered time machine, I’ll be sure to buy your house, in foreclosure—sometime in the near future.
What to do now?
Fucking sell, asshats.
I’m keeping my [[MVIS]] lotto tickets, mainly because I feel CES will kick ass.
Additionally, I will add to my burgeoning short positions, via [[FXP]] and [[SKF]].
And, I feel [[LEH]] blows. I will sell them short three times today.
Off to celebrate, via throwing large painting at my trader/servant.
Doug Kass taught the Fly everything he knows.
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pmFly…you need a new calendar…or you need to learn to tell time. The first two weeks of the year are far from over…you fucktard.
“John”
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 pmPerhaps it is the heroin in your blood stream that allows you to believe such rubbish.
“The Fly” spits on you, from a distance.
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:20 pmOne day into the New Year and the Fly is claiming victory? Asshattery, thy name is Broker A.
The Fly, aka Broker A, is nothing more than a penny ante trader with delusions of grandeur. Much to his chagrin, my New Year’s resolution is to bank trillions of dollars, which I will immediately convert to euros. Trillions, mind you.
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:22 pmI’m going to put up an ETF that tracks the space and time continuum.
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:23 pmalias: BPOE
You almost need to day trade the first two weeks. The market will swing up and down for two weeks to clean out all the fuck ups!!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:35 pmFly–hearing any other “news” AT will release at CES? Can’t believe he’d shoot his wad on this PR, given how all other PRs have been received (pop, then continues the slow drip down)
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pmI sure as fuck listened to you, I am 75% short with the remaining in core holdings and MVIS. FYI my biggest fucking short position which I told you fuckers about is X. Talk about homo hammer!!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:46 pmHmmmm… this bear trade may be getting crowded.
Watch for the reversal tomorrow.
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:31 pmNice call. You may finally be back to your winning ways.
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:56 pmCOMP RSI(2) at 4.00
Likely a bounce very soon.
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm[...] Just know, “The Fly” would never laugh at your folly. [...]
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