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Special Message From Men’s Wearhouse

“You’re gonna hate the way our stock trades. I guarantee it.”

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20 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    OMG goddamit that is fucking hilarious. I laughed out loud.

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  2. spin doctor

    Borrat approves! Very Niice

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  3. ottnott

    He’s too pale – barely orange. Dump the stock, unless you are pursuing the Costanza Method.

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  4. BOOMER

    Dude that’s funny.

    But you should find a substitute pic for him, ala burnt toast…

    maybe a play on the suit

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/valdezatron/477891186/

    or a play on the beard?

    Your call

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  5. mdawsz

    This is wicked funny.

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  6. Mr. LIMM's Yoda

    Yes, a shock dat is.

    Suitwear down dah shittah it is.

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  7. Cajun

    lol

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  8. phatfriday

    same tan as angelo mozillo

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  9. mdawsz

    Up next, hair club for men. “Watch as our stock gets its wig split.”

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  10. buckeye bob

    Looks like Asia is more confused tonight than normal

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  11. calvino

    Funny shit. Though Ahmadinagoon looked good in his rags. Since the Fly’s readership started wearing only Zenia, that stock was sure to be shitcanned.

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  12. calvino

    and the futures went sploink…

    I want to take a moment to pay final respects to Edmund Hillary.. here’s to your final ascent!

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  13. Don't worry

    Don’t worry about BAC. They won’t pay for CFC. The American taxpayer will.

    Don’t worry about the Chinese bombing the US. Before this is all over, they will own half the country. Countries rarely bomb shit they own.

    Don’t worry about comparing the Chinese banks to US banks. Chinese savings rate is what 30 to 35%? compared to -1 to 3%? in the US.

    I’ll email a final comment. You don’t want it here.

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  14. ottnott

    The good news:
    The Fed and the Treasury can assure us that the economic impact of the imploding mortgage bubble is fianlly contained.

    The bad news:
    We are all inside the containment vessel.

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  15. SaNTa

    The Fly is a tunnel rat. He will single handedly bring down the Chinese market.

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  16. SaNTa

    LOL @ ottnott hahaha.

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  17. The Fly

    Funny thing about MER and Cramer and NYX and Thain.

    Cramer was touting NYX hard, when Thain was CEO. Now, he is pushing MER hard. Coincidentally, Thain is now the CEO.

    Is it just me, or does Cramer want to lose everybody money in companies that Thain runs?

    I smell conspiracy.

    Speaking of which, someone just informed me that I was being flamed on the MVIS yahoo message board.

    They think I shorted MVIS and drive a BMW.

    Let me make a few things clear.

    I am not short MVIS. As a matter of fact, I still have a small position. Furthermore, I do not drive a bullshit BMW.

    As many of you know, I drive a time machine.

    So sorry for your market losses.

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  18. Woodshedder

    Sucks to be famous.

    Hey man, climb in that time machine, and tell me if Asia closes up or down. That way I can go to bed earlier.

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  19. calvino

    re: Cramer

    Jimmy Baboon was kissing all over shld ass today, but no surprise there, he’s been riding them down the last hundred. I am positioned to see that little goldturd lovefest continuing down.

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