Fly Buys: SMN, REW
January 25, 2008 – 9:27 am
I bought 1,000 [[SMN]] @ $45.50 and 5,000 [[REW]] @ $67.
UPDATE: I bought 5,000 SMN between $45.45-45.84.
Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks, your mustache will get punched off. And, you may lose money.
“If you buy the above stocks, your mustache will get punched off. And, you may lose money.”
You bought them. Prepare to have your mustache [sic] punched off by little mining dwarves and computer geeks.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:50 amso much for waiting until the fed meeting, huh?
did your time machine just get fixed?
January 25th, 2008 at 9:51 amNo rate cut at the Fed meeting. I will have my minions threaten to bust the board members kneecaps if they even so much as think about cutting rates again. They will not ruin my European vacation with a weaker dollar!
January 25th, 2008 at 9:57 amI couldn’t help myself.
Hey, mustache is spelled correctly you dumb fuckr [sic].
January 25th, 2008 at 9:57 amHAHAHAHAHAHAA
*gotcha*
I made the cover of the WSJ bitches
January 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am“Ahhhm Jerome Kerviel, Bitch!”
“Ahhl let Sose Eye A Tee Gen-er All-ee buy a NEW COUCH, bitch!”
January 25th, 2008 at 10:14 amActually, “mustache” is the serf/peasant/bottom dweller spelling.
It’s really “moustaches.”
Cause, like, they’re two of ‘em.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:15 amYou buy SMN, I short MOS.
Comme ce, comme ca.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:16 amBTW — I also bought more Skiffles here.
And some RGLD for a “cherry on top.”
RGLD to one hunnit, mah bitches.
At least.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:16 amOne wonders if Jerome, now that he’s unemployed and everything, is going to have to go back to jumping buses and flaming hoops and shit like that.
Like his Pops.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:18 amgood timing they’re both off and your yet loosing coins
pff
January 25th, 2008 at 10:25 amFuck that, he’s probably already got a publisher.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:28 amBrean Murray is running their monthly pump and dump on China Online - jrjc. Those asses of cunt never stop until they squeeze every little dropo from the syringe.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:46 amBear raid on Retail.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:48 amyea gap, tampon boot girl getting banged up today
January 25th, 2008 at 10:55 amDid Monsieur McFly just shoot a cow??
January 25th, 2008 at 10:57 amDoes the Golden cow apply to bear trades?
January 25th, 2008 at 11:02 amJuice,
January 25th, 2008 at 11:16 aminteresting theory - market seminotics
does it bank coin?
Short more DECK!!!!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:36 amOn another thought, if I was to receive a magical stimulus check would it be a bad thing to use it to short stocks with?
January 25th, 2008 at 11:37 amTriple bottom break down just happened in DECK.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:50 amMarty McFly mounts another cowhead on his trophy wall.
PS Hook em horns, longhorn.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:51 amIn response to gappingandyapping, please do not use your stimulus checks to short stocks.
You may, however, use it on cheap whores and meth.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:58 amThis was a fantastically written post and the pics complement the tale wonderfully! I’ll send it to my friend.
April 6th, 2008 at 1:40 pm