Archive for February, 2008
Do Not Read This
Holy cow tits I made a lot of money.
Right now, at this very moment, I have more exposure, betting on the downside, than at any […]
Fly Buy: SRS, DUG
I bought 3,000 (SRS: 80.57 +0.90%) @ $112. I bought 3,000 (DUG: 27.32 -5.11%) @ $38.
Disclaimer: If you buy SRS or DUG because of this […]
I’m Rich!
This is not breaking news, but an expression of joy—considering the “homo hammer” of hell has smashed the teeth out of bullish folk.
Keep in mind, […]
Position Updates: LEH
LEH Lehman Brothers Q1 EPS est cut below consensus Credit Suisse, to factor in incremental markdowns against leveraged loan, commercial and residential real estate exposures […]
Be Careful of the Trap
The new CNBC rumor that the (ABK: 3.85 -3.02%) deal “hit a snag” is a fucking lie. The cocksucking banks have already committed the capital […]
Elevator Down
Being heavily short, I’d like to celebrate today’s decline by kicking some old dude down and idle manhole. But I won’t.
For the most part, my […]
This Time, Charlie Throws His Meatballs at the Bulls
Apparently, the (ABK: 3.85 -3.02%) “deal” has hit a “snag,” according to CNBC’s Gasparino.
In other news, with futures down nicely this morning, it appears “The […]






