You Were Warned
February 5, 2008 – 2:04 pm
Instead of listening to the guy with the time machine (Fly), you listened to the coked out bald guy on TV.
Go ahead, try to scalp a short term bottom. “The Fly” could give two fucks and a gay goat about 2-3 day moves. I’m into making big money, off of huge moves.
Finally, before I go vote for Donald Duck in today’s election charade, just know and understand, “The Fly” is genetically superior to you and he sits in a vastly more expensive chair.
Be well or not. Either scenario is acceptable with me.
Top pick: [[SKF]]
NOTE: A shout out to Rev Shark for calling Cramer out on his asshattery today, on RealMoney aka waste of 35 bucks per month.
I listened to The Fly and look where it got me:
February 5th, 2008 at 2:07 pmDang. Time to give “El Beardo” another call on the “special red phone” and order me up an emergency rate cut, with extra pepperoni.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pmPPT en route.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:18 pmI had my best trading day of the new year today.
[cork pops]
Fly is Ben Wade.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:28 pmFly,
The mouse will rip your face off in the morning. You have been warned.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:51 pmI waste only $15/mo on RealMoney
February 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pmbest day of the year here as well: + 20%
February 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pmFly Krugman is warning that the ISM numbers are worse than bad:
February 5th, 2008 at 3:33 pmhttp://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/how-bad-is-that-ism-report/
FXE preparing to jump off the cliff.
February 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pmWith the Dow down 370, why don’t I feel better? I have a fucktarded idea in my head that today is actually a bear trap and that the S&P will break through 1405 before 1270 in the weeks to come. (Yes, I saw the ISM number.)
February 5th, 2008 at 4:09 pmI shall now commence pouring a bucket of Clorox over my head until my brain stops messing with me. Mmmm Clorox. Smells clean, no?
Hey Fly, give my regards to your voodoo doctor and may you sleep tonight knowing you didn’t slaughter your favorite goat in vain, may it rest in peace.
February 5th, 2008 at 4:24 pmCramer = asshat of the week? It’s time (and necessary) to bring it back.
February 5th, 2008 at 4:29 pmI’m home with the flu and made more coin than all of you daytrading assets just making buys like Reggie Hammond at the end of Trading Spaces on deep in the money short positions.
“Thank you”
“I’ll take 4,000″
“Thank you.”
“And you offer what? Thank you very much!”
God is getting back at me for shooting way too much adrenaline through my system on Sunday night.
I’ll be shocked if this isn’t fucking Dengue Fever or something similarly tropical and deadly.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:14 pmOtt - problem is, Krugster is “right” about as often as Jimbo Cramer, and twice as dishonest.
Of course, I don’t mean politically “right.”
February 5th, 2008 at 5:15 pmCubs, what can I say….
Both “gay” and “epileptic siezure enhancing.”
Nice combo.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:17 pmHoly shit, I just saw the title of Krugster’s blog.
“The Conscience of a Liberal.”
Wow.
I guess, appropriately, he could shorten it to “Nada.”
February 5th, 2008 at 5:20 pmA classic Simmons article to be savored:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080204
February 5th, 2008 at 5:22 pmI get RM for free… I don’t think they even charge people anymore.
Rev rules and so does Hal, Kass and Dan!
Geoff called out that Dennis K guy as an asshat today!
February 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pmLeonard looks familiar. Was he ever a part of the space program?
February 5th, 2008 at 6:17 pmHey Fly et al:
You see this?
Useful.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:26 pmQ4 - - what happens when the second dude jumps? I did not have the heart to watch - knees becoming one with hips and shit like that.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:49 pmBoomer: you live in Tennessee? Tornado country? Whats going down, down there?
February 5th, 2008 at 7:34 pmcramer is blaming his raging insanity on the fed again. the mkt is down and not performing how he expected b/c the fed is not doing their job. the fed is apparently supposed to drop rates 50-75bps per week every week to support cramer’s madness.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:41 pmcramer is blaming his raging insanity on the fed again. the mkt is down and not performing how he expected b/c the fed is not doing their job. the fed is apparently supposed to drop rates 50-75bps per week every week to support cramer’s madness.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:42 pmQ4, i was short 150k shares of FXE but took it off on friday b/c it uses up too much buying power. do you know of a more leveraged play on the euro besides the options.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:44 pmcalvino: all my vids are PG-13, no extreme shit.
bulliSHIT: I’m on the options, putside. Watch the support break at $145, then see below. I’m on the March Strikes. Not too liquid, on some strikes I’m all the OI. Fuck it, I’ll be here when they need me. Demand will be high.
February 5th, 2008 at 8:14 pmmid evening thought:
i just got my rib realinged (front and back) - at the free clinic and received greater care than my girlfriend’s dad who was under threat of a blood clot (4 hr wait)
Go Hillary.
Just kidding - Ron Paul
February 5th, 2008 at 8:35 pmAnybody heard from Boomer?
February 5th, 2008 at 9:07 pmhow are the negative futures and dow figure not in sync
February 5th, 2008 at 9:08 pmHey guys. I just woke up after being thrown from my home into Kentucky. Fortunately, I had explosively welded underwear on, and am fine.
The tornado went by right by my house. We stood in the back yard and watch the front roll by.
Clean livin’ boys. Clean livin’
BOOM to $58. Tomorrow. Believe it. The tornado told me.
Thanks for asking about me. All is well.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:18 pmGood to hear it Boomer.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:38 pmoops
Cramer also reiterated a buy on NYSE Euronext(NYX - Cramer’s Take - Stockpickr), which he also owns for his Action Alerts PLUS portfolio. He said he would buy NYX before it reports its earnings on Tuesday
February 5th, 2008 at 10:20 pm[...] Cramer takes a beating from The Fly. [...]
February 5th, 2008 at 10:28 pmCan someone please tell me what the hell this website is about…Something to do with the sharemarket and making money i guess?
February 7th, 2008 at 5:01 am