“The Fly” is Winning, Again
While I sit here, gingerly sipping on a cup of tea, I am winning. I’m happy to report all of the erroneous losses from yesterday’s melt up have been erased, and more!
Thus far, thanks to my “calculator brain” and efficient money management methods, “The Fly” is up a staggering 6.5% today.
Regarding the market, it is a triple sell. Sell, sell, sell. Sell, sell, sell.
Once again, Cramer’s scurrilous “this may be the bottom” call from last night has been “deballed.”
This is the worst case scenario for the bulls. After a big up day, it’s important to have a decent follow through day or moderate down day. But today, geez, this is just carnage. We are throwing up yesterday’s gains, at a profuse (and alarming) rate.
To sum things up: Fuck this market. Fuck [[LEH]], [[MOS]], [[POT]] and long live “The Fly.”
Oh, by the way, fuck all of “The Fly” imitators. You know who you are.
Nevermind, you’re right… I should never imitate you.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:50 amFailure to stop imitating me will result in a jelly donut being punched into your face.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:53 amBZZZZZ, BZZZZ
Wheres the poop?
BZZZZ BZZZZZZ
March 19th, 2008 at 11:56 amFly,
March 19th, 2008 at 11:58 amStill liking your shorts at these levels? Or did I miss the boat…stinking job keeping me from the markets all morning…..damn
My top pick is POOP.
Although I’m watching ARSE, TITS, CANS, HOL, and LIK.
I’ve got sells issued on GAY, QRE, BEF, and SLMI.
(How’s that for imitation?)
March 19th, 2008 at 12:00 pmWhat about JUGS?
March 19th, 2008 at 12:04 pmFly enjoying his tea:
March 19th, 2008 at 12:04 pmhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/fancy_man_enjoys_tea
Fly bottom is in.
Heh, seems every time you brag the market turns on you.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:07 pmAnyone buying puts on the MER news
March 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pmOil is in major trouble here, buy DCR!
March 19th, 2008 at 12:09 pmFuck you Cubs.
I’ve been bragging all my life and I’m still at an all-time high.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pmdon’t be jealous just because I leveraged your fly pick and bought SMN lower than you at 38.2 after the cut near the day low yesterday… By the way, I took some profits today at 41.80… a little to early… I’m still a damn fly rookie. I think I’ve just lost my fly apprenticeship
March 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pmWith the profits, go buy an ino.com subscription, you little fucker.
I’ll have you know, money gets funneled to me, via ino.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:26 pmby the way, i used reverse engineering to make my own damn mini time mchine… unfortunately, it only goes backwards in time, or a maximum of 2 hours in the future… damn mini flex capacitor just doesn’t pack the same punch as the real thing
mini update: I think I might just buy a gold plated asscrown to annoint Jim Cramer asshat of the week for multiple reasons…
March 19th, 2008 at 12:27 pmOn second thought, I don’t know if I can find a crown big enough
Who is the loser giving me negative karma for my most inspired and original comments?
Jeez.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:29 pmso much for that Fly Bottom, Cubsrock.
Bulls have to be so pissed right now
March 19th, 2008 at 12:30 pmThe stock Gods favor Gunners and spit on Woodcheddar.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:31 pmEverything is selling off today. I just maxed out the cash advances on my cards to go long XLF. Shit! Now I have to average down and buy more.
Excuse me, but I have to apply for more cards and make some calls to C, BAC, COF and WM to increase my credit limit. I know I can count on them.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:33 pmFly, you are a fu cking genius!
This market is schizo…
Just how I like it!
Now, off to my psychiatrist…I just hope he takes gold bars.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:33 pmGunners and Fly are kicking my ass!
March 19th, 2008 at 12:34 pmMON, I would love to see you without 3 digits.
Fly, do all stocks that were at $120 go to $80?
March 19th, 2008 at 12:35 pmhey minifly. you don’t think we know you are abc from yesterday. get the fuck off this site. you are a fucking dipshit. go fuck your mother…again.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:44 pmPeople,
If XLB breaks 38ish, SMN is an EXTREME buy. Lots of put option activity on XLB. Remember, XLB is the long version of SMN.
Boy, I really didnt see this coming…It’s got to suck ass being a bull huh? Praise Hedge Funds margin calls.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:56 pmAlso, if you want to play the shorting commodities trade further, try shorting EWZ (Brazil market only down like 3% for YTD!!!Really depended on commodities for growth)
Nice follow through day, huh?
March 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pmTime to short the QID. I bought some V at 65.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:13 pmWe just want to imitate your returns - imitation is the most sincere form of flattery - Joe Granville (102 years old) says this market is the most overvalued in history - he’s one of them “technicians”.
March 19th, 2008 at 8:35 pmThis post is inspiring, fresh and ultra awesome! You have a very progressive looks. Reading this blog is a great pleasure.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:15 pm