EASTER ALERT: iBC Shall Rise Too
March 22, 2008 – 9:22 pm
Prepare for the most unbelievable development, ever to hit the internets.
Once again, BEHOLD.
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“Fuck you. The market does what I tell it to.
You’re all guessing fools.”
Someone mark that one down
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 pmyou finally buying bandwidth?
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:57 pmiBC gets dedicated server … our cup runneth over!
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:15 pmTry again!
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 pmStock discussions and free midget scat porn… all at one convenient URL?
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 pmYou’re getting bought out by Howard.
(I sure hope not)
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 pmHappy Easter, btw.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 pmOh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I had a meeting the other day with the Mytrade guys, and they gave kudos to Howard for being a “mentor.”
They sold 2 companies within 11 months.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 pmWrong. Howard is too small for “The Fly.”
Soon you will see.
I’m selling out, if you will.
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm“I’m selling out, if you will.”
Anyone know what the hell The Fly is babbling about? Did that crazy fool sniff too much turpentine while painting easter eggs or what? So you are selling out i.e. tight leather pants, long poofy hair with lots of hairspray and make-up type of selling out? Are you gonna start singing “Talk dirty to me” or “Sweet Cherry Pie”? Is this like old Metallica (the Cliff Burton days) as opposed to new Metallica type of selling out? Damnit, I don’t need this suspense over my three day weekend!
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 pmyes you do
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 amyou’re starting an ipo?your own hedgefund? you’re creating a video upload section? a newsletter where people can buy as you add stocks via autotrading? warren Buffett is joining the peanut gallery? you’re calling in on the lightning round announcing “boofuck” to cramer? you’re doing a jv deal with someone so you can sell ebooks of someone to us and get paid, and make it a good deal? you’re going to be writing articles for the street.com?
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:28 amor youre shorting gold and going long uym, uyg and reversing everything
wait… I know!
you’re going to be staring in a porno with jim cramer…
“getting booyahed up the ass for life because I’m rich or boned trying?”
Congratulations in advance… I feel a major depression will soon hit the one known as DT for bad business decisions made in January.
But anyway, I’m guessing you’ve been bought by Oxygen.
Oh, and Happy Easter to all the IBC tabsters. You’re all a bunch of bitches.
-DT
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:04 am“Fuck you. The market does what I tell it to.
Eat my sheorts ham bone.
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:08 am“bought out by Oxygen.”
As they say in Life of Brian:
“Good one, Centaurian!”
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:20 amI find it hard to believe that M&A can continue well during this perilous time so I want to rule out that for iBC. But then again gayer things have happened such as LEH recovering and being upgraded yesterday.
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:35 amYou are creating your own offshore fund to rake in millions from us internet leeches???
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 amI have it on good authority the monumental event referenced is a legal name change.
“The Fly” will soon be known as “The Dick Bove”.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 amBought by Dick Clark Productions and will be turned into a game show?
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:26 amDue to legal pressure from Apple, iBankCoin was changing its name to youBankCoin.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:28 amBut due to subsequent legal pressure from YouTube, youBankCoin was changed to heBanksCoin.
But the threat of a “whiny media event” from the National Organization of Women forced a temporary change to sheBanksCoin while they scrambled to come up with a more inclusive name.
Finally, they settled on everybodyBanksCoin.
But a class-action lawsuit from a group of traders who in fact did not “bank coin” caused them to scrap those plans.
Now it’s a toss-up between “nobodyBanksCoin” and “freeMidgetScatPorn”, with the result to be announced on Monday.
I can’t handle the suspense, I need instant gratification. Do we have to get dressed up again for the news?
Happy Easter to all who celebrate the holiday.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:51 amFly releases his identity- on 60 minutes.
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 amSelling out to TSCM for a handful of shares and a cameo appearance on Mad Money?
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:30 amThe fundamentalist investor “The Fly” will once again start pumping MVIS for it’s lack of assets or money making products.
This just in, Bono and The Fly has settled out of court. Terms not disclosed. Rumors of many goats, from Romania, being exchanged to Bono who then will donate them to Africa could not be verified.
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 amNo way, Steve. JP Morgan is buying iBC for $2.00 per post.
Or, maybe we could get CNBC (with Dennis Kneale negotiating) in a bidding war with Cramer to buy iBC, simply to stop our evil gossip about financial media personalities.
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 amHurry up and post Danny’s new video…
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 amThat sounds like a Ben B Easter special boca. I hope they are actual 2 dollar bills and come wrapped up tight in brightly colored little plastic eggs. Just like when I was a wee youngster.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 amAre you talking about IBOC, which is in my back yard, or root beer? Pull your head out Fly.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 amBoca is close.
Dennis Kneale gets his own tab.
or, Dennis Kneale is the Fly.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 ami will move to a cave if fly is dennis kneale
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:17 pmi think the sponsor of march madness is co-branding the whole site, expanding content offerings, etc
it’ll suck
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:18 pmDennis Kneale dreams of being the Fly as he’s falling asleep every night.
Maybe The Fly will be a guest on Fast Money, without revealing his Fly identity, of course.
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:14 pmthat would be awesome if Fly was on FM.
he should wear a mask, like this:
http://www.aversion.com/bands/locust/images/locust.jpg
and make sure to say “Fuck” a lot, its live TV!
btw, i have always had a creeping suspicion that Fly was really Jeff Macke…same highly literate condescending attitude, and generally right in his calls.
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pmfutures widget has vanished..
March 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pmLouisville!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:30 pmIt appears iBC readers will have to wait even longer for a monumental development.
By the way, I witnessed 6 individual car and motorcycle accidents today, while driving into NYC.
Somewhat surreal.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pmSTOP TRADING!!!
Boca was close …. Fly is negotiating a deal with both TheStreet.com and CNBC for reciprocating ad space … hence iBC will appear on their websites (at no charge of course) while banking coin for each of their appearances at this website ….
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pmThe video is extremely pending. But very high quality, I can assure you of that.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:59 pmJust fix the server, and save the drama, Drama.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pmFly was gonna give Cramer & Dennis Kneale their own tabs but, alas, they crashed into each other whilst drag racing their Harleys on the Henry Hudson.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pmEmployee8, I hope this doesn’t mean I have to start being nice, what would I do with all my suppressed sarcasm?
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 pmThe Fly was going to get a dedicated server but his HELOC was canceled. Breeheehee!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pmJuice - you said Harley’s….
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:04 pmDid you mean Vespa’s?
it’s going subscription. pay up internet leeches.
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:34 pmOkay- Here is my credit card number 21488392710-It’s a Mastercard with an expiration of 02/09.
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:08 pmThe full name is TraderCaddyWoods
Please don’t tell anybody.
I’m no leech, I just hope the Fly takes Paypal so I can pay him with the egregious amount of depreciating dollars I earn from sales on the Internets.
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:21 pmI stand corrected by LedBellyBlues. Cramer & Kneale were last sighted duking it out on fancy hotrods.
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:39 pmOH THE HUMANITY!!!
Video now available at the PG …
http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:01 pmThis site is going down like a led zeppelin?
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm