Special Emergency Message From Your Government
April 3, 2008 – 4:32 pm
the fly is dead. This website has been seized by the U.S. Government.
Appreciate my candor. Quit being a dick and buy the banks, or we’ll kill you.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Bank Bailout Department, Goldman SachsÂ
ZAP! Take some harry magic!
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:37 pmThe banks are now Harry once again!
Cmon dumbledor!
I HATE THIS FUCKING MARKET.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:37 pmhaha, damn… Who’s first to replace the fly?
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:38 pmMaybe we should have some “Antifly” take over, and he can tell everyone to buy UYG and DZZ and UYM, and to go long MON
MVIS ? ANYONE.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:38 pmHow much are you down this month fly? Its great not only to see you wrong about this market but SO wrong
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 pmThis week basically blows. Furthermore I have begun to see a disturbing pattern where immediately, and I mean nanoseconds, after I short a financial a representative from said financial will decide to release a statement thereby causing my plan to go horribly wrong.
First it was LEH and the “I don’t need the money but I will take it anyways by diluting my shares just to show investor confidence” statement and today it is MER and the “fuck you Lehman we don’t even need to show that we don’t need the money by taking money we really didn’t need” shenanigans.
Paulson are you monitoring my trades or something you Lex Luthor looking bastard.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:41 pm“banker” rhymes with “wanker”.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:42 pmwait a minute… I have a special mission for those willing to accept. Fly has a time machine… hijack it and go save him from the Paulsonists! Just make sure you bring flex capacitor with you before you get him… I would do it, accet I’m a little bit twitchy lately, even for me… too much coffee maybe? Either that or a sideeffect from the 121.1 gigawats!
Go back in time to 1999 and save the FLY!!!
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm(and buy some google, yahoo, AMZN, and MSN while you’re at it)
Then make a stop in 2000 and make sure you go short tech!
Har har.
How bad is it in Romania?
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:47 pmHank buddy, you really need to smile more, and radiate fewer energy beams. You’re sending the wrong message to Joe Sixpack.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:54 pmGive me Tax Breaks and rebate checks quickly, I need to buy an Iphone on EBAY… wait crap the stores are all out of Iphones, I guess I have to buy RIMM’s Blackberry then!
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:08 pmI’ll buy the banks later on my 25% credit card, if I have any left over!
I am the seed of fly… My MiniFLY Buy today is SMN @ $35.40 today.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:12 pmI also bought SKF @ 100, which I now nickname “Sickfest” If you trade it, you will often be left feeling sick…
Probabale cause, the CIA and the government’s special “influenze stimulous package”, designed to kill shortsellers.
SRS is determined to become the first double-inverse ETF to become a buy on its dividend yield.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:22 pmCommodities look like they’re in for anal rape tomorrow …
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:27 pmSMN is about to fondle its declining trend line at about mid 33’s. Looks like near there, give or take 50 cents, is a good time to go long this bastard. Stochastics look oversold and there seems to be a positive divergence on the MACD.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:40 pmHank Paulson is the offspring of Lex Luthor. Hence, the penchant for world domination.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:49 pmThe Fly is dead. Long live the Fly.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 pm“and you can have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you
Hurt
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:16 pmI wonder when they will bail out the price of oil? Its dropping too low. How bout a MON bailout?
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:16 pmMarketRaider, how is that different from rest of the market? everything looks overbought, yet market doesn’t react.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 pmI’m getting bullish…on a technical basis, but not fundamental. Although if this was the market bottom, that has to be SHORTEST bear market ever in the midst of the greatest financial crisis…can anybody confirm this?
Tomorrow is a big day, we are very near resistance level.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:27 pmFLY, how can this be? a few days ago you were +30% and now you are thinking of renting a room in Roomania? When are you changing your moniker “I have seen the future…” Better wait, jobs report in AM. Just keep thinking “I’ll be baack”, the time machine will fly again.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:27 pmIs it true that after His testimony, several senators tried to hit Bernanke up for some high dollar personal loans , claiming that they were upside down in their third and fourth homes….?……..also, looking down from where I sit, earlier today I got a glimpse of a shower drain…..
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:30 pmGap,
Great call… MON definitely in need of a bailout. It’s too big to fail. If it dips below $100, I hope the government comes in to save it (and by extension, us).
-DT
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:40 pmtrade the market you have, not the one you want.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:41 pmI hear and obey. I will never bet against the illuminati again.
I’ll pay income tax twice this year if you will find it in your mercy to not kill me and my family.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:42 pmeven your cousin might get a bailout.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080403/ap_on_re_us/prisoners_early_release
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:48 pmMost states begin their new fiscal year on July 1.
No bailout from the Feds for them. They will be releasing people from jails and payrolls both.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:00 pmFly’s rotting corpse asked me to post this article from the future (dated April 4, 2008 — check it out) regarding the sucker punch that is a bear market rally.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/03/31/ccview131.xml
PS: The Fly, much like that Man from Galillee, is planning on arising from the dead.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:18 pmColbert understands how the economy works better than Hank.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:19 pmDon’t look now, but MaVIS looks like a buy again.
Freakin’ Lazarus!
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:48 pmFuck you Hank, and fuck your banks. You commie bastard.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:52 pmFlux Capacitor, You’re just what we need to save fly!
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 pmCome back in time and transport him back to the future, so he can be here alive!
No One,
It isn’t different than the rest of the market in a general sense. I am merely pointing out, from a purely technical point of view, a particular setup on a stock that might bounce of its trendline. My trading style, for the most part, is quick intraday trading and out cash at the end of the day so a setup like this might benefit those who trade that style.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:39 am