Vegas Timeby The Fly on April 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 pm |
I’m leaving my Romanian mountain home, after getting into a fucking fight with one of the “illegal Mexicans” over here.
I’m now flying over to Vegas (Romanian Vegas), in order to play tomorrow’s jobs report.
Developing…
UPDATE: Goldman sacked Bear.
GOVERNMENT UPDATE:
The above story is an absolute lie. If you read it, you will go blind. Keep buying the banks, else we’ll kill you.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Bank Rescue Department, Goldman Sachs
High stakes tic-tac-toe?
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 pmOver here they play bingo.
They love bingo.
And, they have local games, such as “milk the goat, feed the lamb.”
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 pmbig move possible tomorrow but which way? i’m thinking its the bulls ball to fumble
speaking of vegas, i’m short LVS & may live to regret it
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 pmHey everyone! Over at my blog, I’m playing a hot scene from Moonstruck, starring Cher and Nicholas Cage!
Oh, what’s that sound? That’s right… it’s your readership leaving in droves to go check that shit out.
First tier here I come.
-DT
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:53 pmBingo? Bunch of those elderly one’s that are far over 47 1/2, may even be over 2 * 47 1/2.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:55 pmNo.
In Romania, they kill you when you hit 50.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 pmYou must be talking about Petrosani, Romania. It’s the Romanian Vegas and yet only an hour or two from Dracula’s castle. My daughter spent two years there in the Peace Corps and says the town folk bring their chickens and goats on the Maxi Taxis (very mini-buses).
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 pmI hear they love Cher in Romania.
-DT
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 pmFly I thought you dead man… how’d you manage to live?
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 pmDid Flex Capacitor Save you, did you never die, or did you rise from the dead?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080403/ap_on_re_us/prisoners_early_release
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 pmCalifornians are a bunch of communists, holy shit… “lets just release violent criminals theifs and drug addicts!”
Who put Fidel Castro in charge of California anyways?
Update: wait… nevermind, it’s an early release proposal… damn media mislead me
You’re a loser and a moron. Just admit it. You probably live in a garage apt in east l.a. If you expect anybody to believe you made 30% in Ql you’re insane. More likely you lost 30%. What a goofball.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:32 pmhe probably increased website revenue and traffic from asshats like you who constantly come just to hate on him.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 pmFuck you Rob. I hear your mother has a large set of balls.
Up until 4 days ago, I was playing this market like a fucking magician.
Go fuck yourself down a toilet.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:02 pmHow the fuck do I have minus 6 karma points for mentioning Moonstruck, and dickhead “rob” harshes all over “the Fly” and only has 6..
Moonstruck was a very good movie.
Where’s Jake Gint?
Fuck it all. I’m going to bed.
-DT
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 pmMake or break time coming right up.
The Fly looks like he will still be up more then most not including the Bingo winnings.
Great for 3 months bad for 3 days and now every bodies I hater.
Tough Biz.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 pmYeah, you’re a real genius. Produce some audited results to prove your outrageous claims. Anybody who believes this garbage you put out is as pathetic as you are. You and Cramer are both running a scam. If it makes you a buck, more power to you. You are entertaining though, even if your ridiculous obsession with the f word makes you look like a moron. Hopefully, none of your readers take the trades you allegegly took.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pmRob
Fuck you. I post all of my picks. Do the audit yourself.
I dare you to leave this site and never come back. I bet you don’t have the balls.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 pmYou really are pathetic. You must have been abused as a child. Get over it and quit fleecing the flock.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 pmrob ol’ pal, how’s the therapy going? Still defecating in public?
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 pmrob spewed “…the f word…” while all of his 3rd grade competitors in the Xtra Special Olympics (”Everyone’s a Winnah!!!”) said, “What duh fuckin’ fucktard!1!”
April 4th, 2008 at 12:34 amFuck it all. I’m going to bed.
Give “Lance” a pat on the can for me.
__________________
“Rob” Troll– at the risk of getting you “off” by responding to your asshattery, I implore you to fuck a flaming wreath of cranberries.
Feel free to then apply cool compresses.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:36 amRob’s just jealous cuz he buys penny stocks on credit, and thinks it’s rigged, yet keeps playing the game, complaining that it’s “someone else’s fault”
Rob, if you the expert, join the peanut gallery and post your picks… hell, challenge the fly to a contest from now until the end of the year, and see who does better.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:52 amFly takes a risk, but gains huge readership, you risk being excommunicated, but potentially gain a monstrous ego boost.
Remember, the Fly always wins, even when he appears to be hiding out in Romania.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:55 amThat iBC depression picture is classic. Sad to see The Fly waiting in bread lines and fighting with illegals. No more oversized ribeyes and various overpriced exotic alcoholic beverages. What a fall from grace.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:44 amRob -
April 4th, 2008 at 7:50 amDon’t Hate the Playa - Hate the game.
…..and go fuck a picnic table
Futures just got a nice pop. The Fed probably just sent a memo to GS,MER,LEH etc. with the payroll numbers so they can get a head start on their balance sheet this AM.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:04 amfly’s killers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNLHQVd06Ps
April 4th, 2008 at 8:11 ammy tummy hurts
April 4th, 2008 at 8:25 amdown 80K
April 4th, 2008 at 8:31 amF the banks f the economy and props to pUTS—–F mer F leh…lets see blood today
April 4th, 2008 at 8:34 ammy tummy is a lagging indicator
April 4th, 2008 at 8:34 amThe Fly is always right, Now we just need the market to do what is right.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:34 amonly 30% worse that expected, so we rally, right?
April 4th, 2008 at 8:35 amI’m surprised that the futures are not up on this rather horrific and “unexpected” increase in unemployment.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:35 amDaytrading game plan from yesterday in effect: Dow and S&P gets trashed early while SMH (chips) holds up and NAZ doesn’t go down as much on a relative basis. This would be a daytrade signal for a pile in long until the PM.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:38 amI have never heard Larry Krudlow so negative before. The bottom in equities must be here.
we’re going to rally off this news. amazing
April 4th, 2008 at 8:45 amI deserve the Asshat of the Week award.
I am a douchebag
April 4th, 2008 at 8:46 amMr. Kudlow: I really want to know where you buy your dress clothes. I like the gangster look.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:50 ami think i’ll eat kudlow. he used to work for the gubment.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:52 ameveryone and their mom is going to get short this report…
going to be crowded on the short side unfortunately.
But that report is not “priced in” unless someone thinks 19x record earnings that won’t materialize next year is priced in. Market needs a 30% drop at least to price in this economy.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:24 amMinute Maid - I’m short LVS and it was going good until they shitcanned the CFO. Normally the stock tanks on news of a CFO shitcanning, - but remember, all the evictees will be in LVS playing the wheel to get their security deposti and last months rent together. The worse the economy the better for LVS..
April 4th, 2008 at 9:33 amAnybody watching mosaic? fly must be flipping out…
April 4th, 2008 at 9:51 am