A Magical Eventby The Fly on April 23rd, 2008 at 11:44 am |
I swear on a stack of newspapers, in no way do I find the rise in food prices to be funny. Having a large family, I can tell you, without comedic undertones, I despise going to the grocery store.
As you can imagine, Mrs. Fly likes to venture off to buy food, snacks and all sorts of beverages, from different parts of the world—mind you. “The Fly’s” pantry and ice box is stuffed and stacked with delicious delicacies from Beijing to Guayaquil.
Quite honestly, as opposed to outright lying to you, this blog post you are reading will not help you make money. Shoot, it won’t even assist you in losing money, which is now my specialty.
It really is just a ploy to waste your time. Much too often, “The Fly” slaves over his pristine keyboard, giving you things to ponder about, over a nice goblet of wine or filthy cigar filled ash tray. However, for today only, there will be none of that. Just plain ol’ waste your useless time on the internet, yet again.
I look forward to having these discussions, and more, sometime soon.
Hip-Hop UPDATE: A special song for the (MBI: 16.15 +34.81%)-(ABK: 7.42 +41.60%) bag holders.
You’re a pimp with a serious limp.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 amWhy thank you.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 amshit happens mate..relax..
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:51 amMy only worry is that this time you are being impatient and therefore making mistakes. You are good and you will get your time under the sun to make ur 20% annual return for your investors.
I am feeling somewhat similarly. I hate to bring the Treasury into this, however I see their stinking buying on this tape.. after Ambac, the lynch pin of our markets takes a dive, the market had to be propped.
Hold your positions Martay, this tech splurge is a preamble to Apple - do you remember the last time Apple led the market higher all by itself?
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 amWhat is anon talking about?
By golly, if given the chance, I’d have his mustache knocked off.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 amBy golly….a Rally!
Fly give us some OTB shit for today?
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:59 amWaste another 6:20
Huge surf breaking in shallow water, puny humans, The Wedge
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:00 pmBTW:
If anyone cares (Fly yelling into an empty Canyon)ABK and MBI are going bankrupt.
Anyone care? (echo)
Anyone? (echo)
Hello (echo)
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:01 pmGuayaquil ?
why? what did she ever do to you?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:01 pmCTRP, EJ and STV.
All Chinese checkers.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 pmI prefer soda from Guayaquil.
One of my pet peeves.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pmI will give bullshit stock advice in your absence. Buy ININ, it is a great company that has been curb stomped in a scary market. However thats not going to stop them from growing their enterprise value at a fast clip.
Do not take my advice lightly. A guy named Mushroomz commenting on a 3rd rate blog cant be wrong.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pmI’m sure that hedgie guy & the charity he’s donating his MBI/ABK winnings to, care.
And Buffett.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pmhey fly we already knew they were going bankrupt duh
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:04 pmBill Ackman is his name.. Minute Maid.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pmOnly old people and country hicks have “pantries” and “ice boxes”.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:08 pmwe apologize for having Cramer on this morning
what a dick
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm“I look forward to having these discussions, and more, sometime soon.”
Me too! Stocks are for asshats anyway.
Classic Fly.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:24 pmhttp://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/f/f2/Kid_n_play.jpg
This market is hi-top fading. Die bitch. Quit squirming.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:26 pmRE: ackman
you wanna talk about a calculator brain
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aoOhO7Qk3bD0&refer=home
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:27 pmOn the “Situation normal, all fucked up” Family Hour, we have DSL and FED, which continue to bleed out of their respective asses.
Hope you did not cover it all, Fly.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pmPS — the only “financials” I see “leading” are the Skiffles.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 pmMan…MBI is crashing. I wish Bill Ackman blogged, instead of this douchebag “Fly” (probably a pot smoking/hippie nickname).
Boy…would we all made money following his lead.
I’m telling you beef is going to sky rocket…enjoy your burgers while you can, boys.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 pmBill Ackman is really cute. Mmmmm.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pmHoly hell we have a reversal in the making.
Beautiful.
Now, all I need is for AAPL to shit the shower.
Shorticus??? Where are you??
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 pmI should have known that when the nightly news started talking about rice shortages, the run in ag names was over and the big dogs would be liquidating.
Sorry guys. I did my best, but the big dogs overwhelmed me with supply and drained my bullshit account dry.
I’m such a fucking rookie. Anybody got a bag of rice to spare?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 pmAAPL and MSFT are going to crush.
Just to add more confusion to everything. Fucktarded
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 pmThis is a bear markets rally, and I think there is another leg up.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 pmBoca, I’m not only cute, but I can lick my eyebrows.
Wanna make out?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 pmWTF is all this talk about higher food prices ? How come I don’t notice it ? My grocery bills seem lower than ever . I eat out all the time mostly at high end restaurants and sometimes at lower end ones like Ruth Chris and Houstons and I don’t see the higher prices. Infact the other day I decided to be a peasant and visited McDonalds (drive thru) and noticed they actually have stuff for under $1 ??? Where is this food inflation you lunatics keep babbling about ?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 pmI’m down here, dear boy, in the “Gimp Cage.”
Do be a stalwart and fetch the numerous keys?
Oh, and do watch out for the homosexual rednecks.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pmCap:
Come to NYC. Yesterday, I paid 5 bucks for a small piece of watermelon.
True story.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pmOh, Bill, yowza! C’mere, big boy.
Everybody else, go away.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pmmushroomz -
ININ is a fairly obscure one….how did you stumble across it? you have first hand experience with them or their product?
just did the first round of DD and (gasp) a discounted FCF valuation, and it looks compelling
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 pmI may be of unsound mind, but I think that ANF ($71.25) is just about ready to crap it’s khakis in an explosive manner.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:17 pm