Irrational Market Calls for Irrational Trades
I sold all of my [[SKF]], upwards of $108.
I’ve been buying [[GSI]], since yesterday, and will add to it on spikes.
I bought a boatload of [[CTRP]], to hedge my retarded [[FXP]].
I bought [[SNCR]], as a play on Apple’s earnings. You know those fucker are going to blow off the doors.
Finally, I covered my [[MON]], [[TSCM]], and [[MS]] short.
Currently, I have some [[SRS]], [[SMN]] and loads of [[FXP]]. However, should tonight’s earnings from [[AAPL]] and [[AMZN]] be gangbusters, we shall see 13,000 Dow by 9:35 am, tomorrow.









Should earnings disappoint, off come a few moustaches.
I think some moustaches come off tomorrow. Any rally will be sold into tomorrow.
But look for China to tack on some more fun.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pmEither way, its going to be huge. I’m addicted to strangles and straddles now.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pmI don’t have a fucking clue which way to trade it.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pmI have decided to choke this market’s chicken.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pmjesus christ bartiromo is annoying
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pmAMZN trading down in AH. no news from apple yet
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pmMr. Costanza- If I was you I would go get an Art Vandelay at Moes and mull it over.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:08 pmAMZN - let’s see what the CC holds
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:12 pmAMZN had impressive revenue but the stock remains expensive. Hard to pay this kind of multiple going into a food rationing/soon to be soup line, depression.
But fear not, there is no price too high to pay for AAPL’s growth. Who needs food, when the latest gizmo’s from AAPL can be had at top, thinning $$$’s.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 pmI think bad news is good news…..right?
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 pmAll Gnews is Good Gnews.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pmdear maria: sew your fucking mouth shut
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pmFly;
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 pmBad move my man–should have stuck to your gunns on this one. Go look for your balls
not sure if it’s candy or rotten per the spastic offtrack degenerates
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 pmActually, I didn’t cover mt MS short. It never happened.
I’d look for my balls, but they got chewed off by a hungry giraffe, who was driving an ice cream truck.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pmGot some GU at the close.
I think she’s ready, Freddy.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:48 pmCrAAPL is picking back up, that must be Jobs bullshitting the cultists on the conference call.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm