iBankCoin Presents
ELECTIONS
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkYKcYgC-hA 450 300]UPDATE: The Godly folks over at iBC have retained the services of Dinosaur Trader, for the May 6th elections. He will be live blogging the elections here, giving you all the “play by play,” one precinct at a time.
NOTE: He will be paid a very handsome sum of money to perform this duty.
UPDATE II: The candidates will be buying airspace on iBC shortly, in order to beg for your votes.
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For Fly – http://money.cnn.com/2008/04/23/news/companies/ubs_deflates.fortune/
good read
tell him when he enters password to turn the caps lock off.
UBS + massive writeoffs = BUY BUY BUY !!!
thanks Fly!
That’s your best commercial yet, btw. Someone’s getting the hang of that software.
KC — I cannot believe the draft Kansas City is having. They’ve not had one bad pick yet. This year could pan out to “make” this team, just like the Giants draft did last year for them.
UBS write offs… palease, next week there will be write ups!
Dow will rally to 14,000 by the end of 2008, and to 15,000 by June ’09… says the dude in Barrons.
I expect that Jake aka Ted Kennedy will endorse a candidate soon.
I demand my avatar be changed from Liberace to Wolf Blitzer, John King or Keith Olbermann immediately… or, to please the one known as Jake Gint, to Brit Hume.
-DT
I should know the answer to this question, but I have to ask after seeing the election video… who is BEAS?
I thought I’d already endorsed a candidate?
You want me to do so publicly?
Errraaaaaaahh…. Joan? Wheahs the vodka??
You switching to the rancid Olbermann would please me no end, Dino.
Possibly the only avatar worse than Liberace.
Does ducati998 already have a tab reserved? And why hasn’t he been reposting his crap in the PG?
http://leduc998.wordpress.com/
Ducati and the others haven’t a chance in hell.
BEAS will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger.
I have already heard via internet chatter that one of the candidates has retained an attorney in the event of hanging chads and or internet fraud.
To the candidate (who shall remain nameless) who offered me cash and Jack Daniels for my vote: The Jack Daniels is acceptable but the cash is on the low side. Please contact me.
When is the pre-election debate scheduled?
Format?
Moderator?
Is the “drunken blogger” label a reference to the fact that you frequently lose the keys to the futures tab?
NOTE: He will be paid a very handsome sum of money to perform this duty.
Gosh knows I’ve only done nine or ten media deals in my lifetime, so I may be off, but… as I understand the business model to work, the broadcast media pays the source for the rights to broadcast the source’s material.
Not the other way ’round.
I’m available for short stint consulting on this, if need be.
Leawood,
I am working on a list of “questions” that each of the candidates will be forced, under much physical duress, to answer.
-DT
The debate shall be done in the PG. I expect each candidate will make his case.
Candidate commercials/smear campaigns forthcoming.
WSJ NEWSFLASH: While all candidates will have the opportunity to appear on CNBC, the winner will be invited to have dinner with none other than Maria Bartiromo!
1.BEAS refuses to plead his case before the Peanut Gallery.
2.BEAS refuses to offer debate on any issue (except the repeal of the Nineteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution).
Regards,
Fitzroy “F-Murder” Jenkins,
Jr. Executive Campaign Representative,
The BEAS for iBC in 2008 Society of Idaho
I have it on good info that one of the candidates (and I won’t say which one out of fear of retribution) was a secret adviser to the board of MVIS for the last three years.
I have also learned that this same candidate has been trolling the Men’s bathroom of the SEC in Washington DC looking for inside information.
Fly- Take note. It’s a steak throwdown with Bobby Flay on the Food Channel. Get a new recipe for the 2 inch ribeyes on the grill.
brian s. is a pimp. Long live alpha trends. And long live a few chartists. The rest can go broke
http://www.squeezeshorts.blogspot.com
Why are you trying to tell us something about your short position on DECK?
I am not short DECK.
I informed you fuckers, prior to the earnings, that the only stock I was short was POT.
More bad news coming from HWAY this week, accompanied by reduction in force. FYI.
I already miss the 2008 recession. A sucker for nostalgia, I guess.
For those of you too young to remember that recession, it was a scary one. Nobody dared jump without an enormous golden parachute (you could still buy gold with dollard at the time).
Here’s a taste of what it looked like before the bankers and brokers rode to the country’s rescue.
05-06-08 … E-day!
too bad it wasn’t last year.
Bring back the Future.
agree, bring back the futes man!
Erin Burnette is on crack.
Pisani has no idea what he is talking about.
I hate that channel.
I just closed my DRYS trade at resistance, even as it moves higher. Thanks to Señor Yeomps for the idea! Made enough for ring job on my classic Cordoba. Señor Yeomps, contact me if you need a Z.
ININ earnings this afternoon, I hope it beats
Yeah forget about the market commentary, lets dedicate the whole week to IBC elections!!! Yes, being sarcastic.
NDAQ – looks great here.
Leonard the monkey has my vote!
I’m short on the candidates via the ultra inverse ETF, ticker symbol: AHATS, paired with Green Writer and Hattery. I’m a little concerned however, that Green Writer will fail to pass a drug test, so I’ll be covering shortly.