…and buy some fucking stocks, on margin, with your life insurance money.
We’ve got fuckballs on CNBC saying “(SOLF: 22.84 +23.66%) is going higher,” after a […]

I bought 10,000 (FNSR: 1.53 +15.04%) @ $1.52.
UPDATE: I bought another 40,000 @ $1.53
Disclaimer: If you buy FNSR because of this post, soccer will become […]

I bought 10,000 (FTK: 17.00 +2.91%) @ $16.95 and I bought 2,000 (PCZ: 57.83 +3.42%) @ $ 57.60
Disclaimer: If you buy FTK or PCZ because […]

I sold 5,000 (SKF: 101.00 +2.38%) @ $101.

NOTE: This is my technical analyst. He’s golden with a straight ruler and paper.
“Don’t turn your back on me, sucka.” 

I sold 10,000 (CLNE: 14.73 -1.54%) @ $14.55.

I bought 4,000 (AUY: 15.03 +3.16%) @ $15.
UPDATE: I bought 2,000 @ $15.03
Disclaimer: If you buy AUY because of this post, you will find yourself […]

We’re still going lower, at least for today. Too many sectors are red. Plus, I travel around in a fucking plutonium powered time machine. Generally, […]

All of a sudden, my bullish friends are worried about a pullback. Like, out of nowhere, oil above $125 scares them.
I told them: “don’t worry, […]