The Demographic Breakdown
So I was in here, clacking away at my keyboard, working hard for my “dirty Internet money” when in rushed “The Fly” with a little slip of paper in his hand. He asked that I publish it immediately… in involves the demographic breakdown of the votes thus far.
With a little over 10% of the precincts reporting, here’s where we’re at…
BEAS is taking 79% of the Indian vote and 100% of the robot vote.
Green Writer is doing well with latte drinking liberals.
Alpha has the neo-con vote.
Hattery is holding the disheveled worker vote.
Cuervo is doing well in precincts that contain insane asylums.
DPeezy has an astounding 99.9% of the gangster vote.
Leonard is cleaning up in the zoos and interestingly enough, with coprophagists.
That’s it for now from voter central. Jake Gint’s interview will be published in short order…
There sure are a lot of ‘neo-cons’ out there, working late and swinging the vote…while the gangstas are out doing drive-bys.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:23 pmYes, it seems Alpha is now the frontrunner… something is certainly afoot. Perhaps he got hold of BEAS’s robots.
-DT
May 6th, 2008 at 9:32 pmthis site needs elections everynight…
May 6th, 2008 at 9:33 pmYo, G’s. What up?
See? I understand and can relate to the gangsta voters.
Expect that 0.1% to increase.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:33 pmIt’s crazy…went from a gap of 5 to 35, literally in a matter of minutes! WTF?!
Who are all these people and what were they doing earlier today??
May 6th, 2008 at 9:34 pmI told you my campaigning was a success, look for a landslide victory by Alpha.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:34 pmI guess there better then nothing!
Fly not many people know what a coprophagist is - your not a 2 girl 1 cup kind of fly?
I won’t judge you.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:34 pmRage-
How’s it going at campaign headquarters? You need anymore hookers? Tequila? Dwarf clowns?
Let me know.
Bilderberg just sent me more money.
btw, the LSU Tigers will win the National Championship this coming season. Bilderberg told me.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:36 pmall is good in the swamp, SIGM paid for the frog legs tonight.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:37 pmMass spam for votes is not fair game in my book.
I left the decision to the readers and I guess I will pay for it.
I guess I had more faith in truth, justice, and all the other phony nonsense this world pitches.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:39 pmTeam Elect DPeezy assemble!
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Anyone? …anyone? …Bueller?
May 6th, 2008 at 9:39 pmI knew I could count on you. Thanks, my friend.
Nice work on SIGM!
May 6th, 2008 at 9:41 pmThe “culprit” (or at least a part of):
http://www.optionaddict.net/blog/2008/5/7/update-new-poll.html
The OA swings a pretty big hammer of readership…
May 6th, 2008 at 9:43 pmDid you ever think that TAB may be cursed.
Bilderberg foreclosed upon……Ducati Meltdowns……Gunners thrown into the spotlight like a Tornado. Just saying…that is one messed up URL.
GW 185 posts (that includes recipes)
AD 108
DP 47
All worthy
May 6th, 2008 at 9:45 pmWhat about the gun toting church going bitter crowd?
May 6th, 2008 at 9:48 pmalpha,
I will start working on your victory video.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:48 pmVery creative marketing, Ragin.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:51 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4_O-Zd1bec
Down with all borders
May 6th, 2008 at 9:51 pmMay all of Option Addicts puts yield a bountiful return as the market tanks.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:54 pmRagin-
Are campaign central and DT projecting me as the winner? If not, better hold off a little longer on the video.
There’s still two hours before the polls close. We don’t want to jinx this.
Off to buy expensive gifts and influence for my supporters…
I’ll be back.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:00 pmalpha,
With two big endorsements outstanding, it would be unwise to project you as winner, however, you’re running very strong.
Unless we get late breaking video of you killing babies or something, things look good for you.
-DT
May 6th, 2008 at 10:04 pm