“The Fly” Endorses Alphadawgg!by Dinosaur Trader on May 6th, 2008 at 10:30 pm |
The following comes to me directly from “The Fly” without editing… kind of like when God spoke to Moses, I guess.
The Gods of iBC have decided to fully support the candidacy of AlphaDawg.
Despite his last “bowling ball to the cock” stock pick, SNCR, Alpha has been a steady presence for iBC, since the beginning.
Moreover, we were going to support GW, for his slave-like mannerisms, with regards to posting and offering internet retards “cogent financials advice”; but we now deem him to be “unelectable.”
While candidate BEAS has demonstrated recent skills of “Ducatism,” we at iBC choose to ignore such behavior and categorize it as an early sign of mental illness.
Thank you.
News analysis: Viz.
6 minutes early! Good news never comes early…
Congrats AlphaDawgg!
edit: 2 hours & 6 minutes early? what?
May 6th, 2008 at 10:25 pmedit #2: ah, correct time stamp. makes more sense. same outcome…
I felt the earth shake at 10:30 EST. Oh wait, never mind, that was the space shuttle landing.
DT is doing a standout job here. If a spot ever opens on The View you need to go for it.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pmCongrats Alpha - I’ll enjoy reading your posts!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:32 pmOops… I was trying to do some fancy shit with the headline and wanted to see what it looked like… guess I’m used to blogger and not Wordpress.
Well, I guess we know who the careful readers are…
Meanwhile, I have a wonderful “getting to know” piece that I’ll be running on DPeezy at 11:00…
-DT
May 6th, 2008 at 10:33 pmThe Gods have spoken.
All bow to Alphadawg.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:33 pmNot a good omen - alphadawg gets a nod and the futures tank - anybody see anything?
May 6th, 2008 at 10:36 pmGeez, ol’Alpha.
I remember him when he was just a young’n starting out and now he’s won the freak’n election!
As Granny used to say “Good for you, now don’t FUCK IT UP!”
May 6th, 2008 at 10:39 pmCongrats to Alphadawg.
DPeezy, you ran an excellent campaign and I’m proud of you.
Well done to everyone, including Jeremy.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:40 pmGreat job to all! Congrats Alpha. Maybe now I’ll learn what all those x’s and o’s mean on your charts.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:41 pmHi-five to all the creative genius for the videos/pictures throughout the week.
I about fell out of my chair when I saw the Dinosaur NBC breaking news pic. tonight.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:43 pmSubscribe to our youtube page.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ibankcoin
Do it now.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:45 pmI think we can call off the OA hounds now. Let’s not make this too embarrassing for GW and me.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:46 pmLies.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:47 pmHave the Super Delegates been counted?
May 6th, 2008 at 10:50 pmYes, and in a shocking development…
Hillary Clinton has won!
May 6th, 2008 at 11:34 pmI’ve been lurking around ibankcoin and appreciate all the effort you boys and girls display. Let me introduce myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLR4iZJLgc4
May 6th, 2008 at 11:41 pmDpeezy,
No need to be embarassed. They used the diebold voting machine. Just like Bush won the elections with no paper trail to prove it. Software code can be written to shape any outcome.
It is a conspiracy I tell you.
All joking aside congrads to A’dawgg…Just make sure you count properly on the P&F charts.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:49 pmI am honored and humbled by the vote of confidence. Thank you.
This would not have been possible without the support, endorsements and cheerleading from you all. I thank you all for participating in this election. I’m sure the site traffic increased egregiously as a result.
Special thanks first and foremost to The Fly, a shoe-in for the Blogger Hall of Fame.
Also to Ragin Cajun, my campaign manager, for his endorsement and godly efforts to secure the landslide of votes from Option Addict and his posse. Option Addict, my gratitude and hats off to you and your followers.
Bilderberg, thank you for your endorsement as well as the funds that helped secure this victory. I know it was but a pittance of your galactic net worth. I appreciate it.
Thanks to Jake, Hattery, and all my many supporters.
Finally, to all the worthy candidates Green Writer, DPeezy, Cuervo, BEAS, hattery and Leonard the Monkey, I greatly enjoyed the competition and your comments. Congratulations on your accomplishments.
This was a fucking hoot!
Off to consume vast quantities of chicken noodle soup, to alleviate my cold and sore throat.
Thank you and good night to all!
Ooops. I almost forgot… Applause is in order for that ancient, but egregiously funny, reptile, Dinosaur Trader. His commentary and coverage of the election made it all the more successful for all.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:02 amThe Gods Moses spoke to were human ETs.
I should know.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:28 am