Sell Your Brain…by The Fly on May 16th, 2008 at 4:10 pm |
…and buy some fucking stocks, on margin, with your life insurance money.
We’ve got fuckballs on CNBC saying “(SOLF: 14.80 0.00%) is going higher,” after a 25% intra-day move. We have record oil. Hell, I’m paying $100 to fill my tank. That’s nothing. I have a bottomless pit of money. Don’t you?
Thought so.
We’ve got Chinese Solar Burritos annihilating the bears, on the back of a natural disaster, of biblical proportions.
Clearly, nothing will stop the savage bulls from “caveman clubbing” bears to death, until their sticks are taken away. In my opinion, we are very close to a top, if not at it.
In the meantime, I got drunk and bought bullshit. I went long a busload worth of (FTK: 13.96 0.00%) and (FNSR: 1.36 0.00%).
In addition, I bought (PCZ: 39.97 0.00%) and sold some (SKF: 118.90 0.00%)—which was purchased last week, sub $96.
For the week, I pretty much broke even, due to (FXP: 100.01 0.00%) and (SRS: 86.99 0.00%) holding me back. I had massive gains in (NOV: 62.27 0.00%), (RIG: 120.99 0.00%), (NOEC: 3.30 0.00%)—with minor wins in a variety of other names.
For the year, I am up 18%.
In closing, if a shotgun were put to my head, in order to extract one stock pick, I’d say: “shoot me Sir, if you must, but before you do, get long FTK.”
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aooZDkdUXJvo&refer=home
May 16th, 2008 at 4:25 pmFly,
FTK? Didn’t they miss earnings last week? Granted, they do have a good chance of outperforming the oil service group with their proprietary chemicals, but really?
With all due respect, the chart looks like shit on a schtick.
You must know something.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:33 pmfuck your charts.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:37 pmpeople knocking over 7-11s and using the money to buy SOLF is what the market has turned into.
what a steaming pile of bullshit.
fuck POT. i hope a giant squid eats canada.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:46 pmCorn is getting so fucking expensive people are stealing burritos!
http://chicagoist.com/2008/05/16/man_steals_100.php
May 16th, 2008 at 4:53 pmImage of the Fly and his analysts getting drunk and buying stocks.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:59 pmCAP thats gay.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:15 pmI’m up an egregious 67% for the year fuckball.
A lot of it was from cowboy trading in solars stocks.
Those things will cut your balls and lips off simultaneously if you’re not careful.
Tofu Rib Eye (lightly salted & cayenne peppered)tonight with a ridiculously expensive $200 bottle of tequila.
To the sun Alice!
May 16th, 2008 at 5:56 pmOpen the pod bay door HAL. Even if the Iraq oil law bears fruit, I seriously doubt that FTK will be the one picking it. Maybe you have some inside info? You do know that’s illegal, right? On second thought, FTK sounds like a good buy, to a pinhead day trader such as yourself. Buy and hold is for chumps, right Fly?
May 16th, 2008 at 6:39 pmI hope a giant squid eats Canada??!! Now that’s hilarious, made me laugh out loud, Aris.
I always liked FTK, Alpha and Fly. Sadly I didn’t make any money in it and gave up my little love affair with it. But I usually trade too fast (twitchy trigger finger) and now that I’ve given up on FTK, it will probably go up.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:06 pmIts different this time. Runaway inflation is good for stocks.
We need to pay more for everything. Its good for the economy.
Nobody needs jobs anymore. Just keep making money with Ag and Steel stocks.
Work just interferes with shopping.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:07 pmPain
May 16th, 2008 at 7:58 pmKnit one, pearl two
May 16th, 2008 at 8:02 pmBroker A,
For the record I wasn’t calling you a “fuckball”.
You are the king of ethereal time machine travel.
I just enjoy stating and hearing that word. Thanks for the chuckles. It makes me LMAO.
Minus two bitches!~LOL
May 16th, 2008 at 8:27 pmthe “hostility” on this board is supremely comedic!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:12 pm