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Special Time Machine Update

I just got back from 4 o’clock. The market will trade lower today.

You’re welcome.

Fly wins again, in advance.

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20 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Just so we’re clear, which markets are you speaking of?

    If even one index closes green, I have headline power, correct?

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  2. BOOMER

    Love the deacon of death reference. The prof from Colorado State, right? My undergrad was at CSU, before I got “work ethic” and “sober” and “religion.” I, like you, won, even though I appeared to be loosing [sic].

    Re natty: What about good ‘ol UPL?

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  3. Scum Bucket

    I just got back from the future, and I didn’t see you there. Retail reports out, and it ain’t pretty. This market goes higher.

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  4. BOOMER

    BTW, BOOM is still running.

    I originally went long at 33.80, caught the upgrade. Ive been in and out since, mostly in.

    Noteworthy is that it has broken above the 50 day, tested and bounced.

    I’m wondering if the BOOM “50 Day Superball Bounce of Profit and Pleasure” is back in play.

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  5. The Fly

    Wood

    Let’s go with the Dow.

    Nazcrack is a retarded index.

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  6. The Fly

    Also, if I lose, I will subject myself to columnist.

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  7. JakeGint

    I’m wondering if the BOOM “50 Day Superball Bounce of Profit and Pleasure” is back in play.

    ____________________

    I spent the last 48 hours fasting and praying, and about 3:00 a.m. this morning St. Theresa came by and explained some things to me.

    For one thing, she said God has given Satan “special dispensation” on manipulating BOOM to fuck with your head “Tree of Knowledge-style,” and thereby lead you to perfidy.

    Figured I’d report that to you.

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  8. JakeGint

    Also, if I lose, I will subject myself to columnist.

    What language is this?

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  9. The Fly

    It is short English.

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  10. jeff

    **Bitch don’t cry in the kitchen…
    **Fly,s don’t burn on the grill…

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  11. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fuck with Shaniqua Tompkins and she will burn your fucking shit down, whore. http://www.nypost.com/seven/05302008/news/regionalnews/50_cents_home_burns_down__report_113209.htm

    DISCLAIMER: One should we weary when dating someone with the name Shaniqua in the first place, so you deserve what you fucking get.

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  12. Juice

    If they can turn the banks, this market will take off, again.

    Feels like they wanna mark’em up into the weekend.

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  13. JakeGint

    Quick “investment notes” if you will:

    1) If you haven’t already shorted FITB at the egregiously beautiful prices offered over the last two day, you should wait until a break of $18.48 to the downside.

    2) Gun to the head “next 18 months” pick: HUM.

    If you can buy it at $48.50, God is with you.

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  14. JakeGint

    From Gap’s article:

    Although he declined to be specific, he said there was an “extremely dangerous incident” Monday in his Manhattan office while taking a deposition for the lawsuit.

    Never a dull moment!

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  15. "The Bull Maggot"
    "The Bull Maggot"

    What were you doing at 4 o’clock Fly?

    Buzzin’ around my future turd?

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  16. The Fly

    I was with your….

    Let me be polite.

    Fuck off.

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  17. BOOMER

    Jake – get behind me.

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  18. DEVILDOG

    FLY is correct. Market indexes will close down. Sell off to March lows atarts next week.

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  19. "The Bull Maggot"
    "The Bull Maggot"

    That’s just how I roll Fly.

    BTW, just got back from 4:15… I was bustin’ my future nut (my victory nut).

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