With all of the jibber-jabbering and guessing going on here, I am beginning to feel sick, or maybe it’s because my appendix was ripped out by some nazi in tight pants and shiny shoes.
Do me a favor: shut up.
Thanks.
In the meantime, go play with dynamite filled tennis balls, at your local country club.
NOTE: I propose we use this as our new national anthem, comrades.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFibtD3H_k 450 300]NOTE: I just want to clarify something, regarding the Treasury bailout. Bill Miller, from Legg Mason, Inc. [[LM]] , and the retards from Pzena Investment Management, Inc. [[PZN]] , come up snake eyes. Always remember that, when playing with those tennis balls.
NOTE II: Fellow tabbed bloggers, your time in the spotlight is over. No longer will “The Fly” share headline status with any of you, since none of you are deserving.
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Fly,
That was much better than a simple Fuck Off. Well done…
Fly, if you happen to jump into your time machine tonight, could you take a quick look at what the 30yr fixed interest rate is? It dropped to a smile inducing 5.75% today, but I’m wondering if the whole Fannie/Freddie mess will get us down another quarter point or more.
Those commie bastards sure could sing.
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Never let a doctor in shiny shoes treat you. Unless he’s Dr.90210 and you’re getting a boob-job.
1.
Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!
PRIPEV:
Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Partiya Lenina – sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!
2.
Skvoz’ grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin veliky nam put’ ozaril,
Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody,
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
PRIPEV
3.
V pobede bessmertnykh idey kommunizma
My vidim gryadushcheye nashey strany,
I krasnomu znameni slavnoy otchizny
My budem vsegda bezzavetno verny!
PRIPEV
The Fly has degraded himself to flying the Commie flag on a post…one hopes it’s the drugs getting to him…or the Russian “Find A Wife Overseas” brochure he’s using to moisturize his private parts.
What an exciting time to be part of the informed. If your portfolio is up year to date, like mine (big), you just got to relish in this bullshit. I picked up some SKF today right before the close, but instead of using my money, I am now using money courtesy of clueless idiots.
The Fly will soon unleash himself into a flurry of profanity … less one useless organ.
Hey Bitches … I’m down with other people’s money:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWI_fLkw3k
Oh fuck – I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Snort…
“Those commie bastards sure could sing.”
WE are those commie bastards now. Better start practicing…
Donny, that’s some good shit. I nominate you to replace Fly whilst he’s on his death bed, convalescing.
Or convulsing, if that be the theme of the moment.
Put something up on the PG, I’ll five star it, in honor of Fly’s “lost useless organ.”
Aside: I hope we are talking about his appendix, ovah heah.
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Tight pants?
Fly – Do you gotta wear those adult diapers now??
Your mother was banged out by a hammer and sickle.
Yes, God.
I shall go play with dynamite filled tennis balls and remain silent.
Thank you.
I hope you feel better.
The Fly is God
Sarah Palin is a first rate moron.
“Sarah Palin is a first rate moron.”
Finally, someone speaks the truth.
Thank you, God.
Now back to my dynamite filled tennis balls.
The Fly is God
Oh Jake .. I’m no professional money manager … my success in the market this year was luck. Pure chance!
Again I ask… tight pants?
or
found it. A fellow comrade in red too:
“Those commie bastards sure could sing.”
Sing, yes.
Innovate, no. They still make bicycles out of cement. And architecturally speaking, the NY Mets dugout is breathtakingly beautiful compared to modern Russian design.
Comrade Fly,
Why so Irate?
I hope I don’t need to haf you “requisitioned” for “re-education.”
That would be most unpleasant.
I’ll have you know, the Comrade Instructors start with “practice appendectomies.”
It’s much worse when you don’t even have an appendix any more.
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Men who run behind cars get exhausted.
I always thought appendixes were over-rated to begin with. Same thing with the spleen.
Fly sounds like he got thrown down the stairs by a younger dude.
We look forward to your full* recovery.
*at Dow <11,000
Better red than dead.
You’re dead anyway Miller.
Time to take the Bada Bing way out on the Chesapeake, pack your windbreaker full of cannister shot, and throw yourself over the side.
Gambling fucker.
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Check out the recipients of some of the FNMA $$ over the years. Commies and socialists (that’s “red” meat for Jake). Now they can skip the middle man and go directly to Harry Reid and the others.
http://online.wsj.com/public/article_print/SB121728651034091275.html
Many many commmunists on board tonight, expressing their anger over the Barackicide in the polls. (Down 10% among “likely voters” Doh!)
I will take the negative karma if it means no inexperienced (if attractive and charming) young communists in the Oval Office*.
Bring it on, comrades.
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*Unless they are stopping by for tea as Senator from IL.
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My vas pokhoronim. Translation Capitalist pigs: We will bury you.
NOTE II: Fellow tabbed bloggers, your time in the spotlight is over. No longer will “The Fly” share headline status with any of you, since none of you are deserving.
Don’t lose your spleen. Let others take the load, comrade Fly.
If you “leave us” now, it will mean many days of obfuscating about your health in our communist news orgain Flyvda, (“Comrade Fly is FINE! I repeat, Comrade Fly is the PICTURE of health! The State is in ORDER!”) whilst we work on nominating a new Supreme Commandero of the Politburo.
And then there’s that whole “glass coffin” thing….
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Jake- Any opinion on Zingers Ryder Cup picks? You still going?
“The Fly Says:
Sarah Palin is a first rate moron.”
Have some respect for women.
Donny,
Good job.
What trade(s) you’ve been placing last couple months?
Here’s how little attention I’m paying to the Ryder Cup… I actually scheduled a day long meeting with a client from the West Coast on the day before… completely forgot about it.
And we’ve got six tickets!
I do like that he picked Holmes, though, for the “secret ingredient” factor.
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Fly’s just mad that his first choice wasn’t taken:
“The Burger King.”
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Agreed re: J.B. Holmes. Local boy does good and will have tons of family and friends cheering him on. And to think he was not highly recruited out of High School.
Hunter Mahan was a stretch IMO.
Tomorrow is Tuesday – is that a down 200 point day? Another cane in the Gulf – does that mean oil down $5? Sara Palin is first rate – Joe Biden is second rate, no?
everything trades higher tomorrow.
Alright Fly … I think it’s time for some fresh blood in the commentary section of your blog. You need to go on a recruiting mission.
NEW COMMY DIRECTIVE: ALL GM CARS, REGARDLESS OF YEAR, WILL BE SEIZED. ALL OWNERS WILL RECEIVE 80 RUBLES, AS A GIFT FROM YOUR LOCAL OVERLORD.
This gay market will trade higher until about midweek and then roll over as I extract the money from the amateur’s coin purses with my inverse ETF’s (take your pick)…
Fly,
Do you still believe GM, Citi & AIG will effectively go BK? Any other majors on death watch?
PS
Jake, You come up with some funny stuff & some investing angles. Fly has made it clear in the past that political chatter is a waste of time. Please give it a f-ing rest. More investing, less politics. ty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eisa5AZ20W0&feature=related
Good move Fly – Pain meds, unless absolutely needed, don’t shorten healing time & will just interfere with the time machine.
Fly, you are one funny fuck, ya know that?
Caddy/Jake:
I think JB is a little reckless actually and prefer Mahan to him. And what the fuck is with picking Chad Campbell? I see no reason in picking him, better other candidates.
I just hope they can all be playing well, I don’t want to lose again. Gotta keep Sergio and Padraig on a lease, they could run away with it how they’ve been playing this year.
Someone who goes by the name “JJ”, is applying for work over here. I am looking for references.
Please email me at [email protected]
Due to the demise of the US peso, IBC has proposed a plan to begin issueing (IBC) BankCoin Notes. These notes can be used in place of your worthless dollars, rubbles, coins and pocket lint. BankCoin Notes will be backed by a market basket of plutonium, platinum, gold, oil and nitroglycerine which will be secured at Fort Knix (in the corner of Fly’s basement)
“Anonymous,”
I don’t respond to Anonymi. Get a sack and choose a name so I may respond to you with gusto, and on a regular “guy to guy” (or whatever) basis.
In the meantime, don’t take it personally that I leave you with a cheery “fuck off!”
I’m like that with just about everyone.
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Caddy and Kiwi — I bow to your collective expertise. I really know very little about the PGA outside of the “top names.”
For instance, I don’t know “Mahan” from “Manimal,” that excellent, though widely misunderstood tv series from the 80’s starring the vastly underrated Simon McCorkindale (you will remember his near Oscar-nominated work in Jaws 3, I’m sure).
I may go to a day of Ryder for client-revelry type purposes, but my golf nut partner will be taking most of the load.
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Mr. Herder,
Is this “JJ” asking to be paid in palladium ingots only?
If so, I urge daily “pee in the cup” reviews.
I heard Sarah had an affair with Bullwinkle.
Bennet Sedacca
09:03:53 AM
No positions in stocks mentioned.
On Deck: Lehman
Lehman (LEH) preferreds are now offered in size at 17%.
Washington Mutual (WM) CDS are trading around the 30% level.
Me thinks LEH is next.
And if you own the preferreds, you can expect… zero.
The best case is that the company sells its good assets and ends up a carcase. Meanwhile, most of my Street contacts won’t trade with ’em.
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Fil Zucchi
08:50:03 AM
Position in CSE
This is getting silly… really silly
CapitalSource (CSE) was down 17% in post-market trading, after it announced it would cut the dividend from $0.60 to $0.05 cents.
The after-market drop is not the proverbial “over-reaction”… it is flat out stupid.
The company announced in July that effective the quarter after the closing of the purchase of Freemont’s bank branches, it would cut the dividend to be on par with other “bank-like” companies. This is part of CSE’s plan to reinvest profits in new loans at a time when few can make loans, and at a time CSE can command wide spreads. What a concept!! Making loans at prices that discount the risks. If there is a knock on CSE it’s that right now it is sitting on a whole lot of unproductive capital: when was the last time you heard that said about a financial institution?
You can listen to the whole CSE story here and I urge you to because it is a good story in a neighborhood of nightmares.
Longer CSE at $10.90 in Monday after-market trading.
thank you fly – f’ the tabbed
http://www.minyanville.com/articles/Bernanke-Paulson-jpm-Fed-Credit-fre/index/a/18867
uber bear Fleck on the FNM/FRE bail – he thinks Hank crafted the right deal
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/cin_mccain_lost_five_u.htm
The liquidation of momentum stocks continues. It’s like the bank stocks in the first two weeks of July, proverbial falling knives.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=ab1cgq1D3_tE
Keith;
Are you sure that site isn’t just another “Rovian Jui Jitsu Plot?
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BTW — grab your sack, and check out the Intrade Political Markets today… from a 23 point Obama lead before the RNC convention (60/37), we are just about dead even (50/49).
Short Obama/Long McCain has been the best trade of the late summer.
IEO down 8%, are you kidding me? Are you f#@!ing kidding me.. 😛
FCX hit $67, Grabbed some UYM instead of FCX.
McCain was a shitty pilot, everyone knows that. War hero for crashing planes & dropping napalm on rice farmers, impressive. I’d rather let Sarah pilot my F-4.
The polls are fixed. Everyone knows it is a Rovian tactic to give your opponent a huge lead in the beginning, in order to take it back and create Big Mo for your own man going into erection day. Obama never had a huge lead and McCain may not lead today.
“McCain was a shitty pilot, everyone knows that. War hero for crashing planes & dropping napalm on rice farmers, impressive. I’d rather let Sarah pilot my F-4.”
Keith O. —
go nurture your relationship with a pair of goats. Until you walk in another man’s F-4 and get tortured by a bunch of Commies, then I suggest you stfu and keep your meaningless commentary under wraps. You have obviously never served your country.
Alpha,
well said.
Alphadawgg,
Amen! K.O. is a sycophantic turd w/o an original thought.
For all,
Do any of you see bargains in selected energy stocks at this point? Or will we go through 100 and head straight to 80 p/barrel?
Keith-
I am stunned at your lack of respect for McCann’s military service. Here is a guy that lost 5 years of his life serving this country and your “thanks” to him is calling him a shitty pilot? You are the worst kind of bottom dweller. Go burn a flag, asshole…and then move to Canada. I can see you making an argument for not voting for the guy. I have zero problem with that…but belittling his imprisonment makes you a loser and a coward in my book. Carry on douche bag.
Hey liberal media haters – lets get the record straight on where I stand: I honor McCains service; his willingness to sacrifice his own life for egregious wars; his willingness to sacrifice his own countrymens lives for egregious wars; his willingness to kill strangers in foreign lands defending their own homelands.
His being a prisoner is not up for discussion. Terrible time for any human being. However being a shitty pilot, 6th from the bottom out of 1000 at Annapolis and a tortured POW, does not automatically qualify one to be leader of the free world.
And I like generally the guy.
Hey Keith,
Grab a Mercury 210 prop and go fuck yourself, sideways.
And I mean that with all sincerity.
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Holy Shit. The volume in LEH is more than SPY and twice that of QQQQ.