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SHORTSELLERS: Be Careful Here

At yesterday’s close, it was official, treasuries were up more than 10% for the year. I realize things are dicey and the world is ending and shit. However, in my studies, whenever you get this type of move in treasuries, the market bottoms. It’s almost as good as gold, with reference to reliable indicators.

The sharp bone in the chicken soup: Citigroup Inc. [[C]] .

If that can get resolved, relatively smoothly, this market will murder all short sellers. That’s why you need to cover your shorts, right now, for the love of money and flaming barrels of garbage.

All Paulson has to say is “we’re buying Citi’s toxic assets,” and the Dow will spring shot to 30,000.

Okay, that’s a slight exaggeration, but you get my point.

Now, instead of fucking around with individual equities, you might as well get some broad based upside etf’s, like [[BGU]] or [[TNA]] —providing you are into that 3x sort of thing.

So, to sum things up, eat a sandwich, raise cash, wax your car and make sure you have zero shorts. With a small percentage of the portfolio, I think it makes sense getting long. We’re about to pop higher, or die. Either way, we’ll find out soon.

Happy trading.

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51 comments

  1. yo adrian

    Citi never sleeps, its always vomiting on itself

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  2. Andy Swan

    Feels like we’re going to head back to “let’s make a deal Sundays”, within 3 days.

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  3. Karl Marx

    Petro$…

    Very stringy.

    But not as stringy as bok choy.

    Next up: amigo, can you spare a petropeso for your poor Yankee overlords?

    [click, click, auto safety off]

    Por favor…

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  4. 4fl3x

    Master Fly you made a typo : 30,000 ==> 30.000

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  5. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    I’m not sure dying would be all that bad cause this murder hole sucks romanian goatsticks

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  6. mrkcbill

    Rally for what…people have left their computers and started forming lines @ Costco and Wal-Mart.

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  7. boca

    That Yahoo article was quoting a Kuwaiti newspaper, somehow I suspect there might be a little embroidery in the story.

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  8. Small Fry

    I hate to sound like Dennis Kneale, but “WE GO HIGHER, BABY”

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  9. BOOMER

    Here we go, Poncho. BGU is clearing it’s inverted H&S neckline.

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  10. GAY BOOMER

    I love embroidery!

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  11. jcvtwo

    Dear Santa,

    Forget the toys, just bring lots of cash. And tell the turkey to bring a rally.

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  12. The Fly

    Defaulting to GE buys with a little TNA.

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  13. BeWater

    Holy shit, i ordered an appetizer of TBT this morning and it is already up 4%

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  14. The Zombie

    I cannot stand this “Octobox” bullshit! Trish is hot, but she’s a moron. Melissa Francis is annoying. The rest of the gang is completely worthless.
    Just let Erin and Rebecca Jarvis split the entire day.

    The Fly is God.

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  15. hmmmmm

    Ha, opening line reads “oil-rich countries.” That’s an oxymoron now, no?

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  16. Karl Marx

    Nice call.

    The great C rally of 2008.

    Until we find out the C stands for cornhole.

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  17. The Fly

    Ping,zoom on gold.

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  18. BOOMER

    GOLD!

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  19. Malaka

    I can not believe thats true Fly…. Now we are really dipping low asking the folks who fly planes into buildings for money WHAT !

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  20. BOOMER

    CDE
    AU
    HL
    GFI
    PAAS
    HMY
    ABX
    SSRI (ok silver)

    all of it. crazy.

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  21. Karl Marx

    I like Yamana, but here’s the problem for equities:

    gold is up $50, but oil is up 50 cents.

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  22. 4fl3x

    Did we just have our Turkey day rally!?!

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  23. mrkcbill

    Dennis Kneale…just officially came out of the closet. “Bring back my Project Runway” Holy Shit could this be the bottom!

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  24. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Dog says this is a generational shorting opportunity.

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  25. scum bucket

    Begging for money is a sign of strength, IMO.

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  26. Oculus Dexter

    Re: United $tates of Arabia

    IF it’s true, Fly, and IF it ends up happening….

    Prepare for inflation armageddon 4-12 months hence as Uncle Sam will want to pay back the Arabs by devaluing the buck and inflating their way to $200++ oil.

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  27. optimatis

    begging is shameful .. go print more $$$

    as for the market:
    so in the end what will be the stronger effect today ? short sellers covering or longholders fearing the weekend ..

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  28. The Zombie

    Can we trade Sue Herrera for that Brit chick?

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  29. ZenProfit

    I’d throw Becky in and ask for Karen Tso, too.

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  30. The Zombie

    Zen: HA! Done deal. Check that lineup out:
    Karen Tso
    Erin Burnett
    Rebecca Jarvis
    Maggie Brennan
    That’s all we need. Fuck the octobox.
    When you have eight M-fers in the friggen room at the same time, at least four of them are gonna wanna blab at the same time. Chaotic.

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  31. Thunderpup

    Karen Tso does her whole broadcast by herself – and well.

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  32. boca

    oculus dexter said: “Uncle Sam will want to pay back the Arabs by devaluing the buck and inflating their way to $200++ oil.”

    Yeah, isn’t that also how we’re planning on paying back our massive amount of treasury notes held by foreign countries?

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  33. Pervert

    I want Karen Tso on naked news TV.

    Now that we became USSA I can finally justify my cable bills.

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  34. boca

    it seems everytime I’ve seen the octobox on CNBC around 1 or 2 pm, the market sells off badly in the last hour. We’ll see if it happens again today.

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  35. wtf?

    Fly,

    thanks for the great posts. Very funny and insightful.

    Anyway, Im home with my 4 yr old today, hes sick.

    But I did manage to take buy a little TNA.

    Ahh what the heck, i could only lose 18 points . no biggie.

    out of my smn today. Got murderlized in FCX, but my calls offset some . i rolled them down 3 times!

    have a great weekend all

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  36. Phil_from_Brazil

    Allied Nevada Gold (ANV) is pretty interesting.

    Starts producing gold in December.
    Cash costs per ounce: $385
    Estimated annual production: 100,000 ounces of gold
    Management: Former CEO/Founder and COO of Kinross Gold
    Risk: Highly Speculative
    Location: Nevada (low-risk geography)

    I like it hear for a trade to $3.00.
    Stops at $1.90

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  37. BOOMER

    Bear trap of the inverse H&S’s formed today?

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  38. Karl Marx

    Brennan speaks Arabic – Hank and Bush should send her to the mid east as she’s bound to strike a much better deal for the taxpayer, especially in that tight, sleeveless white top she wore to announce her arrival to the other bitches on set.

    [sound of sheiks licking chops and twisting their own moustaches off]

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  39. sniper6

    okay, ready for it now. I see the light!

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  40. norcal

    Dudes, who would not love a little TNA on a Friday afternoon? Hell, you might even want get long some TITN and AZZ.

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  41. sniper6

    I’m afraid that the lesson being taught to Americans, is that saving and investing money is pointless. Why would anyone bother, when you consider that it will likely end up being lost? May as well spend it while you’ve got it! Fuck saving! Fuck investing! Live for the day!

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  42. sniper6

    Live fast. Die young. Leave a good looking corpse.

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  43. Fly,

    I hope that aricle isn’t true…That’s BS
    BOT C @ 3.80
    Somethings got to happen this weekend

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  44. Ed

    Fly, wud u recommend UYG here?

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  45. sniper6

    I am shutting this fucking machine down and walking away from this bullshit. I don’t care what it costs me. I am through dealing with it. Fuck it. I’ll sign up for welfare and use food stamps to buy lobster.

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  46. Jakegint

    Have UYG buy in at $3.25.

    BOT more SLW $2.80.

    _____________

    Boomer — take a look at local product NHI.

    No debt, $6 in cash, phat yield. Medical buildings!

    Unbelievable!

    ____________

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  47. srs

    wheeeee!!!!

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  48. Employee8

    Phil, listen to me over “here” …. ya “hear” me?

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  49. wildraptor

    C is going straight into the Thomas J. Crapper. It will be sold or dissolved over the weekend.

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  50. Phil_from_Brazil

    What’s up there, Employee8?

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