07 May
While it’s true the election is most likely over now that “The Fly” has endorsed Alpha, I’m publishing my interview with DPeezy anyway, so that you may be persuaded to visit his third-tier blog, and perhaps vote for him when the next election takes place. And, because he took the time to answer my [...]
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06 May
In a shocking development, it seems as if Alpha was handed his landslide victory not by the readers of iBC, but instead, by the readers of Option Addict. See below for irrefutable proof. What you see there, is the iBC poll, on the OA website.
Egregious voting irregularities, indeed.
In short, what this means, is [...]
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06 May
The following comes to me directly from “The Fly” without editing… kind of like when God spoke to Moses, I guess.
The Gods of iBC have decided to fully support the candidacy of AlphaDawg.
Despite his last “bowling ball to the cock” stock pick, SNCR, Alpha has been a steady presence for iBC, since the beginning.
Moreover, we [...]
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06 May
Below is the official endorsement from first-tier blogger, Woodshedder.
“Woodshedder, with the assistance of the Committee for Southern Heritage, affirmed today the endorsement of Cuervoslaugh, as he is almost as smart as Ducati, yet only half as ornery.”
News Analysis:Â In what can only be read as a “protest vote” Woodshedder has endorsed the candidate that is [...]
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06 May
I just received the following wire from Barcelona.
“After exhaustive study and in accordance with Bilderberg protocol, the West Coast Trading Division of iBC, chair-manned by Danny, has announced its intention to endorse the candidacy of Dpeezy.
News Analysis: Another endorsement for DPeezy. I must say, DPeezy has collected a nice number of endorsements even if the [...]
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06 May
As readers of iBC know, Jake Gint is the most prolific commentor on the site. He’ll sometimes string 4 or 5 comments out in a row, eating tons of bandwidth in an attempt to make his voice heard. Indeed, he even has a number of alter-egos on the site… so after doing some [...]
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06 May
So I was in here, clacking away at my keyboard, working hard for my “dirty Internet money” when in rushed “The Fly” with a little slip of paper in his hand. He asked that I publish it immediately… in involves the demographic breakdown of the votes thus far.
With a little over 10% of the [...]
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06 May
Official Communique From the Office of Jeremy Picohp, iBC Webmaster:
“The office of Jeremy Picohp, consistent with its responsibilities as the janitor of iBC, affirmed today its readiness to endorse the underdog candidacy of Green Writer.â€
News analysis: The man behind the man… the Dick Cheney to “The Fly’s” George Bush, Jeremy is not the iBCer [...]
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06 May
In my role as “egregious moderator” I’ve been lucky enough to hear from a couple of the “regulars” around here. I mean, it’s the Internet, but even so, if you read this site daily, you almost get to know how people are going to weigh in on stuff. I was interested in knowing a [...]
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06 May
In my role as “egregious moderator” I’ve had the pleasure to interview a couple of the candidates. Below you will find the transcript of an interview that I had with Leonard the Monkey at the Bronx Zoo.
To help set the scene, he had just finished guzzling his own pee and had soiled [...]
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