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“The Fly” and His Reps, Post Crash

The market has had an insidious effect on some brokers, mind you.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN5ehXuiGL0 450 300]

Let this be a warning to all you homo bloggers.

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59 comments

  1. Carey

    Whose Mark Antony?

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  2. dayaftertomorrow

    OPEX tomorrow gonna screw low IQ shorts

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  3. The Fly

    Who the fuck do you think, slave?

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  4. Carey

    Hey just asking.

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  5. Anton Cigur

    Mark Antony is the guy married to “J-Lo,” I think.

    Hope that helps.

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  6. The Fly

    DIG is the tell. Told you fuckers.

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  7. JakeGint

    Better question:

    Who’s Octavian?

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  8. Anton Cigur

    I believe Chivas will be toasting himself with himself for his DIG buy today.

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  9. The Fly

    UPDATE: Fuck you Dopes on Slopes.

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  10. JakeGint

    No, Anton, not the villain in Spiderman II.

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  11. The Fly

    Octavian is likely Tim Knight. However, let’s make believe Antony wins at the end.

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  12. Anton Cigur

    Jeez, Jake I knew that.

    This is Octavian advising MA to seek shelter in the forest:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtsdtNdk5ao

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  13. Anton Cigur

    Well, he’s married to “J-Lo,” so at the moment he’s at least conquered that oft occupied territory.

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  14. The Contractor

    Speaking of “bottoms”.

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  15. 4fl3x

    iBankcoin.com… The first blog to call the real bottom.

    Speaking of dopes, Tim was out trolling yesterday; making fun of someones bottom call. I never liked him but had respect for his prophet charts and charting techniques. Yesterday he was just pathetic, lost all respect for him. What a douchebag.

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  16. Donny

    Well … there you have it, Donny is gonna win again today. The question is, how big?

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  17. Larry

    Fly: Please dont be mean to the Slope of Dopes, led by Asshole Dope Knight himself. Its like picking on the retards.

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  18. Big Mike

    Yo Fly,

    How big is your UYG position?

    I also bulked up big on it…so, you must be in luck, since when Big Mike touches something, it = GOLD.

    I dont think we will test the bottom until maybe in 2009 or so…

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  19. The Fly

    I agree. Tim is a fucking douchebag.

    For all you noobies, just know, “The Fly” never loses. Ever.

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  20. The Fly

    Donny– post on the PG.

    Good calls, as of late.

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  21. chivasontherocks

    Anton,

    got 15k dig at 24.12

    i said my thanks to fly

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  22. Anton Cigur

    Nice, Chivas.

    When I can afford Chivas again, I’ll toast your good fortune.

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  23. theinsider

    bght mos at 30.81 and uyg at 8.92 thanks fly.

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  24. RC

    Is that you Donny? http://www.recycline.com/images/deutsch_donny.jpg

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  25. Treepart

    Dipping my buckets into the SSO river and filling them up since noonish. Great call Broker.

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  26. Margin Clerk

    You guys forgot me?

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  27. sniper6

    I don’t trust this even a little bit. Time to short something. Let’s see…mmmm, shorting MEE @ $21 into the close.

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  28. Anton Cigur

    Come back tomorrow, fuckin’ clerk.

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  29. Joe 1-Ball

    Thanks to my win in QLD, I can afford that prosthetic implant… with “enhanced appearance and confidence”. No one will know my little secret! (Unless I get the one with LEDs).

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  30. These Colors Don't Run
    These Colors Don't Run

    GOOG gonna squeeeeze yer nuts ya bottom nailer.

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  31. SWAN Dive

    Bought MOS @ 37…. Thanks Fly

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  32. DPeezy

    Donny’s BIG ideas are too big for the PG. He needs prime time exposure on ‘Tab A’.

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  33. The Fly

    Swan dive. Buy more you pussy.

    The stock is dropping because of fuckery, not fundies.

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  34. The Fly

    I would throw him a tab (maybe) if he knew how to blog.

    The PG is the minor leagues, mind you.

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  35. The Fly

    Here comes the boot stomp.

    Get ready bears. My boot will be on your neck, shortly.

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  36. Swan Dive

    I know the hedgies are puking it out still… I know plenty of value funds that are scaling into MOS here bigtime, but a few hedgies are puking big sell blocks at a ridiculous rate. Just hope its not stuck in the 30’s while the market kisses 10,000

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  37. jeff

    who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

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  38. Swan Dive

    Cup and handle on all daily charts… hammer time today… good time to be long

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  39. sniper6

    uh-oh.

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  40. Anton Cigur

    Fucking Merlin.

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  41. The Fly

    Accelerate into the close and victory is ours.

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  42. Dennis Kneale Mates With The Rally Monkey
    Dennis Kneale Mates With The Rally Monkey

    I’m feeling frisky. Where’s that rally monkey?

    -DK

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  43. Paradigm Shift

    just think, only 20 more days like this in a row and we’ll be back to new highs

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  44. DPeezy

    +5% would be nice.

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  45. Anton Cigur

    Chivas has him busy counting coin.

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  46. chivasontherocks

    LMAO

    http://www.rallymonkey.com/video/kenindex.swf

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  47. George Jetson

    Jane! Don’t stop this crazy thing!

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  48. George Jetson

    If we accelerate into the close, gap up in the morning?

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  49. Anton Cigur

    Any DIG hitters wanna buy an oil well? Or two? Cheap?
    They also make great garden statuary.

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  50. Donny

    CHARGE … MOTHERFUCKERS!

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  51. sniper6

    just close it now! ring the bell dammit!

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  52. Michael Phelps

    I’m accelerating into my clothes.

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  53. BLACK SWAN 2

    Facials.

    For all you all.

    Come and get ’em.

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  54. BOOMER

    Check this shit:

    5000 apple at 94.2

    Bada boom.

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  55. sniper6

    covered MEE @ 21.60, best loss I ever had

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  56. Donny

    FUCK YOU MERLIN

    Donny Sells SSO @ 31.25

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  57. JakeGint

    Jake’s RUT calls looking good, Loosey (sic).

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  58. Donny

    8.25% Gain in the day! FUCK YES!

    Pile the coin up Fuckers!

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  59. JakeGint

    Can we get a 50 pt move in the Russell today (from bottom?)… well can we?

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