“I’m super bullish right now.”
Jordan Kimmel
CNBC, 3/28/2008
Enough said.

It doesn’t get worse than Jimmy “Crack” Cayne, when it comes to managing risk, does it? This man, James Cayne, was President and CEO of […]

I know, it’s too easy to pick on the hyper-active bald guy on tv. After all, it’s a tough racket; not many can muster […]

Its been awhile since I’ve issued one of these trophies, mainly due to a “severe trophy shortage” in rich parts of southern Manhattan.
Basically, […]

 
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Come on, do I really have to explain why this man^ is an asshat? My man Howard has opined on the fucktard […]

 
Friday, August 17, 2007
This man just went on CNBC and declared “The Great Depression, part 2″ is coming to America, with all its lovely trimmings, […]

 
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
As I watched CNBC’s “Fast Money” last night, I nearly choked on the potato chip I was eating, when Eric “the oil […]

 
Friday, March 23, 2007
It was a close one, but Dennis gets the “Asshat Award.” On March 6th, 2007, while the market was on the decline, […]

 
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Come on, if Bob didn’t get one of these bad boy’s, the “Asshat Award” would be rendered pointless– considering Bob is fucking […]

 
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Jordan Greenhall, CEO of DIVX, is my enemy. This man tried to assassinate me, last night, with his fucked up earnings and […]