Dick. We are big buyers of Fannie Mae. I suggest you do the same, or we’ll kill you.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Fannie Mae Buyer, Goldman […]

Thank you for your service. You are all great Americans. Enjoy the cheddar cheese and shrimps.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Banking Rescue Team, Goldman Sachs 

Hey assholes. Quit worrying about Ambac and MBIA and go buy some bank stocks. We got it covered. All buyers of bank stocks will receive […]

Whoo-Hoo. Buy a few banks tomorrow now, or we’ll kill you. Asshole.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Banking Brothel, Goldman Sachs

Fuck you. Buy the banks already, especially (LEH: 43.64 -2.52%)—or we’ll kill you.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Bank Rescue Team, Goldman Sachs 

I’m leaving my Romanian mountain home, after getting into a fucking fight with one of the “illegal Mexicans” over here.
I’m now flying over to Vegas […]

the fly is dead. This website has been seized by the U.S. Government.
Appreciate my candor. Quit being a dick and buy the banks, or we’ll […]

Keep buying the banks, or we’ll kill you.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Bank Bailout Department, Goldman Sachs

Buy the banks or we’ll kill you.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Bank Bailout Department, Goldman Sachs
UPDATE: Even though I believe technical analysis is the “special reserve” […]