The Sky Is Falling

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The world is ending, apparently. I have been mostly living underneath a gigantic rock since going 100% cash. However, now I’m smelling all of the freshly dripped blood all over my stock lists. Fuck it, I’m going long before my turkey and cranberry sauce feasts commence.

Long carcinogens and lung cancer for the holiday season. Bought some PM.

By the way, Santa, if IRE or NBG ever have a positive day again, I’m selling them short.

Sitting on My Hands

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Okay, finally losing my IBC blogger virginity. Yay.

I sold out of all of my positions last Friday and I currently have no rush to get back in. I’m just Scrooge McDucking around with the funds from my bullshit low-five-figure brokerage account.

It’s crazy how much more focus I am able to apply to my life when I am not being dragged along the flying trapeze of the European circus. I’d like to start some long-term stock and option positions with boring low-beta stocks that move 0.25% a day, but I can’t even do that with this insane volatility.

I’m tempted to bet my unborn children’s college tuition money on shorting IRE and NBG, but when the cocaine cartel comes through with a fresh money injection, I will be castrated and unable to produce children. Oh well. Time to build up a watch list for the next PPT signal, so I can once again relapse into my nail-biting habits.

The Sky Is Falling

523 views

The world is ending, apparently. I have been mostly living underneath a gigantic rock since going 100% cash. However, now I’m smelling all of the freshly dripped blood all over my stock lists. Fuck it, I’m going long before my turkey and cranberry sauce feasts commence.

Long carcinogens and lung cancer for the holiday season. Bought some PM.

By the way, Santa, if IRE or NBG ever have a positive day again, I’m selling them short.

Sitting on My Hands

163 views

 

Okay, finally losing my IBC blogger virginity. Yay.

I sold out of all of my positions last Friday and I currently have no rush to get back in. I’m just Scrooge McDucking around with the funds from my bullshit low-five-figure brokerage account.

It’s crazy how much more focus I am able to apply to my life when I am not being dragged along the flying trapeze of the European circus. I’d like to start some long-term stock and option positions with boring low-beta stocks that move 0.25% a day, but I can’t even do that with this insane volatility.

I’m tempted to bet my unborn children’s college tuition money on shorting IRE and NBG, but when the cocaine cartel comes through with a fresh money injection, I will be castrated and unable to produce children. Oh well. Time to build up a watch list for the next PPT signal, so I can once again relapse into my nail-biting habits.