The Sky Is Falling

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The world is ending, apparently. I have been mostly living underneath a gigantic rock since going 100% cash. However, now I’m smelling all of the freshly dripped blood all over my stock lists. Fuck it, I’m going long before my turkey and cranberry sauce feasts commence.

Long carcinogens and lung cancer for the holiday season. Bought some PM.

By the way, Santa, if IRE or NBG ever have a positive day again, I’m selling them short.

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