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Loading ...You see, tellurium is unpleasant stuff, and it gets absorbed through the skin, ever so easily. So do its compounds. And once you’ve absorbed the tellurium, you exhibit something that the CRC Handbook calls “tellurium breath”. You smell of old garlic, and it lasts for months. From Fraudo the Frog.
Full disclosures: I am short in FSLR and plan to add to short positions when it starts to collapse. I am also trying to buy tellurium metal ingots as an investment. From JJ’s site.
It’s 11:00pm and JJ’s wife has just returned from her double shift at the local meat-packing plant. She stinks of men’s cologne.
“I’m home! Get me a beer!” As she says this, she opens a closet door to hang her threadbare coat and tellurium pellets pour out.
“JJ!” she spits. “What the fuck is this?”
JJ looks up from shoveling coal to answer. “Hey, who’s that guy who drove you home?”
“Never mind that.” She waves her hand at some odor in the air. “What’s this shit in the closet? Where’s my beer?”
“It’s tellurium, honey! I’m hording it to squeeze the supplies for this solar company. I just wrote an article for a highly influential stock market blog.” He opens a Pabst for his wife and hands it to her.
“I’m a genius. C’mon, give me a kiss, we’re gonna be rich!” He doesn’t tell her he lost another 10 grand today.
JJ’s long-suffering wife shakes her head. “First palladium and now this bullshit. You’re not a genius, you’re a fucking clown. Go mow a lawn or something and make some money.”
Her attention turns briefly to a pain emanating from her “area” and she thinks of the man who “drove her home.”
“These ‘double shifts’ are killing me!” she says, almost wistfully.
Still, taking some pity on JJ, she bends down to give him a kiss (she’s 6 inches taller than he is) and gags when he opens his mouth to lay it on her.
“What the fuck is that smell?”
“Oh… yeah, it’s the tellurium. If you handle it too much, you get ‘tellurium breath’ It’s only mildly toxic though.”
“Go brush your teeth, you pig. And get me a beer and make me some pasta.”
Poor JJ.
Did I humanize him too much? Don’t forget, he’s an internet robot.
-DT
Dammit that is funny.
DT-
You have quite an imagination. I see sitcom in your future.
That could be a show. A show about “nothing”.
Damn, that writers strike!
LMAO
lol.
Hey, Tim Seymour from Fast Money recommended SWC last night.
Do you think Tim is JJ?
Well, it’s possible that Tim Seymour is the man who “drove” JJ’s wife home and that he’s throwing both JJ and his wife, a bone.
-DT
^Zing!
Dammit that’s funny!
Geez, talk about kicking a man when he’s down.
I bet if you could read Serbian, he’d have a raft of zingers about you and your fambly.
“Well, it’s possible that Tim Seymour is the man who “drove” JJ’s wife home and that he’s throwing both JJ and his wife, a bone.”
Hahahahahahaha
Seymour sent me a pic of JJ’s lovely wife
NSFW
Jake,
Kicking a man when he’s down? You must have missed the harassment that JJ provided me with over at my blog after I made my worst trade OF MY LIFE in FSLR.
No… I will continue to kick JJ, with nary a pang of guilt.
-DT
Bruce, where do you find that shit, man?
You are scarin’ me.