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A True Gift

by Sahib Bilderbergs Personal Attendant on December 29th, 2007 at 12:23 am

As discussed with many of you blokes, I have taken the initiative to sell short (FSLR: 88.01 -12.97%) and (WM: 0.00 N/A).

I’ve learned, through various sources at the IMF and U.S. treasury that corrective measures are in place, which can and will inflict severe damage to U.S. equities.

Just today I overheard Mr. Bilderberg say, and I quote: “yes, Rag, go get me another coke. And while you’re at it, sell some more WM, short that is”.

As you can see, he gifted me with ever so valuable information, in return for a simple can of pop.

Bloody hell, I’ve made so much money in 2007, I might be able to buy myself a Bugatti Royale.

Looking at this blog, I can see many of you are still up to the same old whoring, putting photos of half naked women and such. A load of old cobblers many of you are.

All I will tell you, be sure to pay attention to the information I give you. So instead of watching the gogglebox, you should work diligently to gobsmack your wife with a bigger current account.

Good Day,

Rag

3 Responses to “A True Gift”

  1. mdawsz Says:

    Sadly I haven’t been able to get any short inventory for FSLR. That was 10 points ago. Feck.

  2. The Fly Says:

    Rag,

    You’re out of your goddamn mind.

  3. CubsRock Says:

    Short WM with a rate cut coming?

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