 | iBankCoin EMERGENCY: The Important Matter of Bert Blylevenby admin on January 8th, 2008 at 10:01 pm |
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Loading ...Once again, Bert Blyleven has been wrongfully denied his throne in Cooperstown.
Needless to say, a vast network of criminals have conspired to commit this atrocity.
Personally, I see this crime as a metaphor for historic injustice against the princely state of Minnesota. With any luck, there’ll be an enormous, outpour of public anger — manifested as looting and arson across the state of New York (with Fly’s mansions excluded from the carnage, of course).
Fuck Bert
January 8th, 2008 at 10:04 pmLong live the Goose!!!
January 9th, 2008 at 1:41 amBB-owned the KC Royals.
January 9th, 2008 at 6:00 amGoooooooooooooooooooooooooooose!
Bitches!
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Too bad “Bert” never played for the Junkees or he’d be in like Matt Flynn right now. Didn’t he have a ridiculous set of moustaches like the Goose?
I also heard the scribes thought he was an asshole.
January 9th, 2008 at 7:09 am