 | Sting Turns in His Grave!by JakeGint on January 15th, 2008 at 9:27 pm |
I mean, he would if he were dead, I guess, upon viewing this awful knockoff of his lame song.
Still, it’s pretty funny and true at the same time– and it doesn’t get much bettern’ that. does it?
Some shorts you’d like? (TXRH: 4.76 -3.25%)– Like (RUTH: 0.92 -12.38%), just not as dead meat yet– heh.
(MER: 7.96 -17.08%) or (BSC: 5.0801 -11.80%) or (LEH: 0.00 N/A), or take less risk and just grab (XLF: 9.39 -10.74%) and you screw your broker for a change. (ICE: 50.69 -13.04%) will also melt, with prejudice.
If your wife also happens to be your broker, and you’re kind of tired of that, well…
You know I loved shorting (CROX: 0.94 -9.62%), right? Well, take a look at (DECK: 48.25 -0.10%) — otherwise known as “CROX two months back via internets time machine.”
You know I’ve talked about a lot of ETF double shorts, and fuck it, I’m not going to report that boring shit here. Ask Bruce, if you’re dying for some old lady action.
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“Jake, tell us, who’s going to die?” you ask me plaintively.
Okay, here you go. Brasil (EWZ: 26.89 -10.96%) is going to die… and it’s going to make China (FXI: 21.16 -5.03%) look like a freaking egg noodle bubble bath in comparison. Here me now and believe me later: These people would rather be partying on the outskirts of a shantytown anyway. “Enough of this BRIC” shit, they say, “Do we look like we went to the London School of Economics?”
Screw that. Have a happy Mardi Gras, anyway.
Holy crap, even I have trouble giving myself good marks with that teeth grinding avatar.
But the picks are “bon”, so I muscle on.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:30 pmHey, FLY, you were supposed to give Jake a new avatar if he posted in the PG.
Make it a beaut, will ya?
Good post Jake.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:31 pm“First you move your lips
Hike a few more BPS”
hilarious.
I disagree Jake. I think this is better than the original.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:34 pm“Okay, here you go. Brasil (EWZ: 76.1799 -4.60%) is going to die…”
Yeah, you may be right, but they still will have one of the most important things in the world: hot bootylicious women.
Some things will never die.
Since I am in a “5-star mood”, I will shower my benevolence on you.
That tribute to Helicopter Ben is some funny shit.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:41 pmNo question Brasilia is the epicenter of hot wimmens.
I did a deal for a bullshit bank there once and had to go Rio and Sao Paulo over the space of three days. Rio was just “for party.” SP was where they “did bidness.” But that was also where I saw the best looking women. My gawd, blond haired, green eyed Eurasians! Never seen anything like it since… anywhere.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:01 pmThey did one using Ice Ice Baby as well.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:08 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfy1cTMyz_E
January 15th, 2008 at 10:09 pmWho knew Glenn Hubbard was so cool?
January 15th, 2008 at 10:31 pmexcellent post.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:33 pmWhat Fly said.
I think GW posted that vid last week. Anyway keep posting Jake. I’m tempted to get short Brazil.
January 16th, 2008 at 6:13 amYes!!
The Dapper Don!!
You’ve made my day!
I’ll take a Horatio Alger-like murderous thug who died a lonely death of cancer in a cold prison cell over John “Just a Gigilo” Kerry any day!
January 16th, 2008 at 7:03 am