Thursday, March 18th, 2010

You Were Slapped, Again

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Perhaps after today’s drubbing, many of you cobblers will close out your brokerage accounts. However the size of the loss, just know that corrective measures have been in place for sometime now and will continue to sap most of you to the bone.

Just today while serving Mr. Bilderberg a scotch, I overheard him saying, and I quote: “tell the bearded one to shut up and reduce my borrowing rate”.

From this, I deduce the Federal Reserve will reduce interest rates soon, tricking the unwashed to buy U.S. equities, once again.

With my short sale proceeds from [[SOLF]], [[FSLR]], [[C]], [[CFC]] amongst others, I will buy a Bughatti Royale.

When it’s all said and done, from what I know, most of you American bankers will find yourself in the back of a jam sandwich.

Listen to me now, very quietly, do not listen to the numpty on the gogglebox: sell short [[BIDU]].

Good Day,

Rag

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4 Responses to “You Were Slapped, Again”
  1. ducati998 says:

    Rag,

    Me old china, you are absolutely murdering slang English.

    “Cobblers” means bollocks, and bollocks, when used as cobblers means *lying*

    No such phrase as “jam sandwich”

    You are looking for *jam jar* which is rhyming slang for *police car*

    jog

  2. Juice says:

    Short BIDU? Its now trading at less than 100x 08 estimates of 3.79.

    Its a bargain!

    Buy it by the truckload.

  3. mdawsz says:

    Funny post! Back of a jam sandwich indeed.

  4. mdawsz says:

    Well done with FSLR, a great call!

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