Just got home from one crazy night.

Question, what do you do when a jealous fucker is talking shit to you in front of his friends cause he is tryin to cock block on a few girls? I quote ” get this fuckin guy out of hear before I fuck him up” Lets paint the picture that you are all alone don’t know any of these people and barely know the girls cause you just met them 4 days ago.

Answer: you follow that guy into the rest room of course. Obviously no one would expect anything from a person all alone. Especialy the dick that went in with out watching his own back. Rest a sure I carefully look over mine. For some reason this person didn’t see it coming. Stupid stupid man. Patron is a powerful drink my friend.

One of a mans biggest fear is to have some one come behind him while urinating. Naturally, no one wants to be caught out like that. Its got to be the worst way to get it. Whether shot with a gun like in the god father, or knifed or just a regular azz beating. Unlike film or make believe, this shit was gonna get real.  Its got to be the worst… not only do you go in there with your guard down, but you also feel relaxed which is what makes it so hard to defend against. I wont even talk about getting grabbed up with your pants down. Ha ha

I must say, only a sick angry guy with a retarded sense of pride could do something like this. Big balls and no fear mixed with booze can send anybody over the top when it comes to pussy and pride. When you take a person by the back of his neck holding his head (not softly) into the wall in front of him at the same time slapping him in the side of his face like a dog that just shit in your shoe. I think at first he was more afraid of getting his dick caught into his zipper, cause he took a few before he made his stand. The other man in the restroom who didnt know either of us got a free show. Not a word out of that guy, people who witness a proper beating for the most part NEVER step in. They dont want to get what the other guy is getting, its not worth it. This I already knew from experience.

After it was over, I made sure the fuck was on the floor in order to give myself some time to escape. I got about 10 seconds and wasted 5 of them saying good buy to the girls I wasn’t banging. As I get out the door, a swish of air misses me by an inch. Friend #1 took a hay maker swing to the back of my head and missed . I ran across the street and picked up a stand for a police barrier.(thats the only weapon type object I could find) It looked very bad for chuck. Friend # 2 came out with the fucked up guy, now we had three. I swung this stand like my azz depended on it. No way I was going 2 look like that azz hole 2 night. I ran through a place called times square with only friend # 1 and the guy following in hot pursuit . After just missing friend #1’s face with my object he backed off and started using his cell phone. Possibley taking a call from Jay Z or most likely calling 911. I did see a cop car and I was running towards it. At first I figured the site of police would save my ass, but quickly a realized it may fuck me worse, especially if I had a good chance to get away from these night stalkers.

Before I knew it a cab stopped and I hoped in. Beating boy stood in front so cab wouldn’t go, then I saw how fucked he was. Teeth and nose both bleeding and right eyed swoll up like a base ball. It did give me a shock I must say. Fucking dude looked worse than MVIS at 2.34. Well almost… Anyway , After that I quickly jumped out and sprinted down the side street in my $4,000.00 dollar brioni suit. (got it 50% off) Not a good look for me I must confess.

Oh yes, he followed and I almost stopped to give him one more beating before another cab came.(I noticed at this point friend # 1 appeared to be no where around). However with all the blood and everything I opted out of it. Thank the gods! another cab! Could I get in and take off before fuck face stopped it? No way, he was determined of somthing, I’ll give him that. He jumped into the front seat after he stood in front so cabi couldnt drive. I told that fucker to drive but he didn’t listen to me. Go figure.. The cabi was perplexed to say the least. Quickly I told him that this guy was my gay lover and we had a fight. Every thing was fine I assured him. As he coasted very so slowly back to times square I knew something had to be done or I was going to jail! I explained to the cabi we needed to go to the hospital, that was easy cause he clearly did. As we turned the corner and stopped for traffic I jumped out like a parachuter from the 503 airborne on D day. I thought and thought correctly that the last guy in the cab would have to pay for the ride. No way on earth would a NYC cabi let ANYONE take a ride for free. I ran like the devil was chasing me and made it home with little problem.

Point of all this; don’t talk shit to a person and assume because that he is alone, your friends will look after while you piss.

oh yes,

FRX is looking pretty good fellas?wish I didn’t blow out of all my options last month. Still have the FEB 40’s I paid .90 for..

Regards