I’ve been hairy assed busy dealing with the new dealings of Mr. Bilderberg. I write to you from a small village in Nicaragua, where Mr. Bilderberg keeps a state of the art catacomb.

Busy with the needs of great men has given me little chance to God around the old chancers haven. But I will say, many U.S. equities look quite stupid.

Just today I converted 20 million euros to dollars at the Bureau of Change so that I may sell short many more shares of your (AAPL: 80.49 -6.72%). It seems rather bog standardly daft to read the papers and see that fiddly stock near $160.

Cod swallop, I tell you and I insist.

At the end of the day, the U.S is the only world power without banks. The gob smacked Federal Reserve is the new current account of JP Morgan. What a funny state of idiocy.

Why should I acquire any shares of (C: 4.71 -26.41%)? I beg of you, name five good reasons and I will see to it the service of one of Mr. Bilderberg’s char-wallah’s for a term of 5 years.

Quite honestly and without being too jemmy, I’ve out manouvered all of you jobswourth’s on this cackhanded internet address, I Bank Coin.

Listen to me with the utmost silence, shut up and sell short all available shares of (WFR: 10.45 -14.34%).

Good Day,

Rag