 | BUMP! You Will Submit To Egregious Moderationby dinosaurtrader on May 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm |
A few of you have not yet contacted me regarding the upcoming election. I am reposting this, since it has been buried in a flurry of campaign posts the last few days. I have questions ready to send that will educate the voters about your intentions and plans for your “tabidency” here at IBC.
Greetings, I’m going to moderate the shit out of the election on May 6th.
Now, if you’re a candidate, you should get in touch with me sooner, rather than later, since I am working on a list of questions to ask you, so that the voters can be better informed about your investment philosophy, your sexual history, and your wife’s/girlfriend’s breast size.
You can find my contact information over at my illustrious blog, Dinosaur Trader. In fact, you should pretty much know everything about my blog, and be able to quote direct phrases from some of “my history” and “around the house” posts.
That shit is very important.
I would also like to hear from Jake Gint, gapping&yapping, Tradercaddy, mrkcbill, Juice and Ducati, as I will have some questions to ask you all as well. Once I develop a solid list of questions, time permitting and God willing, I will be asking for more interviews, from some of the other regulars around here. Also, if you’re interested in being interviewed, contact me… however, you should know, that if I don’t think you or your opinions are interesting, I reserve the right to NOT interview you, and make fun of you for thinking that your opinions are worth knowing…
Also, current IBC tabbers and active Peanut Gallery members, feel free to write me with any endorsements/dirty news or lies about the candidates. You do not need to source your rumors… I don’t care where they came from… I’m just trying to sell newspapers. You may be given credit for your rumor, or, I may just steal it from you and credit myself, if it’s funny enough.
That is all for now…
My hero moderators:
DT,
I very much doubt that you could create an interview portfolio of questions that could hold my interest for more than a nano-second.
jog
April 28th, 2008 at 12:52 pmDucati,
Go trade GS or something…
-DT
April 28th, 2008 at 12:57 pmDT, I will need to know each candidates shoe size. Thanks in advance.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:01 pmDT,
I’ve finished for the day. Thus, I’ve come here to waste a little time.
jog
April 28th, 2008 at 1:03 pmMake money whenever and wherever; prolific; more than enough to satisfy me.
Any other questions?
April 28th, 2008 at 1:03 pmboca,
Is shoe size somehow related to investment philosophy? Please elaborate.
Many thanks,
-DT
April 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pmalpha,
From now on, you need to address any communication to me in the following manner,
“Dearest and most egregious moderator, DT” or you shall receive no coverage.
-DT
April 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pmI suppose you want my blood type and name of my firstborn too? This is egregious and outrageous, ancient reptile speculator.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:10 pm“Dearest and most egregious moderator, DT”, I humbly beseech you to go fuck a snow cone. How was that?
April 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pmalpha,
You, apparently, are a slow learner and have proven to be most disrespectful. Expect harsh coverage.
-DT
April 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm^Respectfully submitted, of course.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pmDT you are taking your newly found position too seriously. If you can’t take a joke, go try a can of corn.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:17 pmHe’s joking.
DT has an archaic sense of humor. It’s so old and disheveled, one would think it’s fossilized.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:21 pmExpect testosterone levels to be steadily rising up to May 6th election coverage.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pmApplicant with the best looking mistress (es) should win since its a proven fact guys with high testosterone make the most profitable traders. Naturally, photos of mistress(es) must be posted here, photos need to be somewhat revealing, at minimum
April 28th, 2008 at 1:39 pmO Most Fossilized Trader, with the utmost respect, might I point out that large bodily appendages are directly correlated to large investment gains. Thus, my profound interest in shoe size (and width) as a socially acceptable derivative measurement of the potential growth in alpha in my admittedly scrawny portfolio.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:57 pmboca,
April 28th, 2008 at 2:32 pmyou’ll need to ask nicely, and bat your eyelashes before I will divulge the size of my A. Testonis.
Can you guys see that video?
-DT
April 28th, 2008 at 4:08 pmNo, dearest and most egregious moderator.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:04 pmJust cancel this charade and give it to GW…unless of course there will be many candidates all of whom will guarantee to produce really great quality boob pics.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pmWhy should a candidate for iBC go over to your 3rd tier blog?
Since I am a write in candidate, I respectfully will disregard this mandate from the moderator overlord.
Good luck trying to get an answer out of BEAS.
Oh, and be sure to pretend you’re channel surfing when hattery answers. Pretend each sentence is a different channel.
That technique helps me decipher his posts everytime.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:25 pmDT- Hello. Here I am. If you are going to ask me a question tonight you need to do it quickly as it’s almost 10:00 PM and I am getting ready for bed.
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 pmTC,
Email me, I have a whole list that I want to send you if you’re interested.
-DT
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 pmDT-
May 4th, 2008 at 12:39 pmI just sent you an E-mail.