Mr. Bilderberg has been ever so busy, calculating the exact cost of America.

Bang to rights, your fellow countrymen have all but put the for sale sign on every chamber pot in America, then called it a day. At the South American Bilderberg auxiliary post, we’ve been receiving tribute payments from your Dow 30 components, just so that the ever so pervasive courrective measures do not put the whole lot in receivership at once.

Instead, its been agreed upon by many Rhodes scholars, that [[GM]] shall be eliminated firstly, then [[CAT]] lastly.

Bog standard, the masonic brotherhood has already prepared arrangements to tranfeur the constitutional rights of American citizens to the World Bank and IMF. This will serve as a buttress to the price of gold, forcing the current status of U.S mint to be eliminated from circulation.

All of this might seem a bit much for you plebs, wondering how many shares of [[BIDU]] you can buy with a margined current account. Bloody hell, 99% of you bints will be around the old outdoor fire, consuming carcinogens and intaking large quantities of tangy shandy, all while your country is supporting a quango to sell off the nuclear arsenal.

Listen to me now, very quietly, as if a large firecracker was in my hand ready to throw it at you: sell short all available shares of [[CMI]], then go back to eating BBQ potato chips and rare cow chops.

Good Day,

Rag