 | Caption Contest!!!by mrkcbill on July 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm |
(18 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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Winner based on Karma gets $20 Gift Certificate to Chipotle. Ends midnight Sunday 7/27
I will be disapponited if The Jake and The Calvino don’t play.
The Buck’s Top Fear
July 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pmI’ve really shit the shower, whatever that is
July 25th, 2008 at 12:33 pmI could have had a V8!!!
July 25th, 2008 at 12:46 pmIf I win please donate my gift certificate to the homelss…
$1 Inutile Lucre
July 25th, 2008 at 1:12 pm“Oh my, Mr. Bilderberg! I don’t think it will fit in my mouth!”
July 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm“Oh No, Mr. Bill!!”
July 25th, 2008 at 1:17 pm“I thought I was a symbol of Capitalism!”
July 25th, 2008 at 1:59 pmFunny that nobody is giving each other any kharma. What if there are fifty ties at 0 kharma?
July 25th, 2008 at 2:06 pmChrist, I’ve been scalped by my own government!
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Shit, I’m worth a wooden nickel!
July 25th, 2008 at 2:18 pmA negroe? for president!?
July 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pmDT at his trading desk.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pmClever TraderCaddy….
Brad you need to check yourself!…. …. …..
July 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pmCool. I was worried for a little while, but it seems the kharma buttons are now working. Asking this group to give positive kharma buttons (for a $20 gift certificate) is like giving Hank Paulson a bank stock to short sell.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pmWhat, The Looney is now kicking my ass?!?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pmWhat in the hell is ‘The Unit America’?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:11 pmWhat! I’m only worth 64% of a Euro? That’s just fucking GREAT………..And I demand to know WTF a Euro is……I kicked British ass once upon a time, I think I’m entitled..
July 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pmInflation = your wallet ex-money.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pmHoly Shit, I’ve been foreclosed!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:43 pmFreddie Mac- Please don’t tell my Lesbian partner Sallie Mae. We just got married in San Francisco.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm“I cannot tell a lye; this countrie is fuckethed.”
July 25th, 2008 at 3:58 pm“What? My tri-corner! And my wig is being powdered!”
July 25th, 2008 at 4:05 pmFuck u Brad
July 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pmGeorge!!! John Adams made me do it.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pmOy!
I’m being Schtupped by Admiral Yammammato!
(Ovah heah!)
July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pmIt’s amazing, that copperhead venom really did smooth out my forehead lines!
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July 25th, 2008 at 4:20 pmIt’s mindblowing Hancock old chappe!
He actually placed a slice of ham between two wedges of bread!
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July 25th, 2008 at 4:21 pm“Over two centuries and we still have the greatest country in the world”
It is a gasp of amazement and accomplishment, not despair.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:29 pm“Fuck, I forgot to turn off the car headlights last night.”
July 25th, 2008 at 4:33 pm“Oh Hank You So Big”
July 25th, 2008 at 4:49 pmThank you miss, you may stand now and return to your duties.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:16 pmWashington gets Aaron Burr’ed
July 25th, 2008 at 5:43 pm“Let me think about this. If one Deutsche Mark is equal to ten Reichsmark, how the fuck am I supposed to calculate how much one Dollar is worth in Euros”
July 25th, 2008 at 5:49 pm“That is fucking outrageous, one dollar is worth HOW MANY AMERO’s?”
July 25th, 2008 at 5:52 pm“Oh Fuck, I forgot to tell Ben to return the printing press I lent him last month”
July 25th, 2008 at 6:19 pmMartha, not now! I’m sitting for my portrait…ohhh MY GOOOOODDD!!!!!!
July 25th, 2008 at 9:26 pm“1.21 JIGGAWATTS!?!?!”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:29 pm“why the fuck do i keep getting negative karma?!”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:41 pmhttp://www.rallymonkey.com/video/kenindex.swf
July 25th, 2008 at 11:10 pmGeorge after a fun filled night out drinking with the boys: “Oh fuck, Ben did you remember to switch off the printing presses before you left?”
July 26th, 2008 at 3:31 amGeorge remarks to his wife Martha after a 1 month vacation in England: “Damn, Ben must not have got the memo I sent to stop the printing presses”
July 26th, 2008 at 3:31 am“You ran out of toilet paper ? “
July 26th, 2008 at 12:11 pm“Back in my day, imperialism was easy, and we had naught flying aerocannons nor self-computating maps as our guide. WTF bros? Ahh, I’m too old for this, I’m gonna go take a nap.”
July 26th, 2008 at 5:19 pm“Surprise buttsecks?!”
July 26th, 2008 at 8:18 pmAn avid, but amatuer phrenologist, George misses the small bump by his left ear which would have given him the last syllable to his correct reading - that he would soon “be plagued with the problems of a brand new counTRY.”
July 27th, 2008 at 11:28 amThis calls for a classic:
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July 27th, 2008 at 7:21 pm