All Hail and Praise the Glorious GLORC!by JakeGint on October 6th, 2008 at 8:57 pm |
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Please, good citizens, to concentrate all your positive energies/karmic energy beams/prayers of the faithful toward the Coming of the Glorious People’s GLORC (”Globally Coordinated Rate Cut”).
God willing, She will make her appearance tomorrow and there will be much rejoicing, and less gloom ovah heah, and on the internets.
For, say, three weeks or so.
Say a novena, already. Peace and love and GLORC to you.
5 red stars. Please also to remind our Glorious Central Planners to read this book on massively screwed up economic systems:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0822911493/ref=dp_olp_2
Better red than dead broke.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:12 pmLOL!
Where do you find that stuff??
GLORC be with you.
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October 6th, 2008 at 9:39 pmHail!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:47 pmIs GLORC the new Skiffles?
Globally Coordinated Rate Cut…..How do you get GLORC?
October 6th, 2008 at 9:55 pmThanks Jake, I have my sources heh. I also have a natural affinity for unusual books, if they don’t sell I add them to my collection.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:01 pmGeesh, the GLORC even broke the Google. The chimpmunks were serving up anime screensavers…
And may GLORC be with you too Jake.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:20 pmCan I buy options in GLORC? I’m in for a few calls.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:24 pmHow about futures?
KC — I knew someone would bring that up.
GLORC is a state of mind. Best not to get all caught up in the extra “C” thing, for all concerned.
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October 6th, 2008 at 11:29 pmDo not blaspheme, Peeze of Dee!
GLORC cannot be “purchased” like filthy merchandise bartered in the town bazaar!
No, GLORC can only be endowed upon the pentitant. The supplicant, the humble one.
Go no! Sackcloth and ashes for you until the rise of GLORC!
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October 6th, 2008 at 11:32 pmOh please, Lord Jake, Earthly Representation of the Great & Glorious GLORC, can please please please commute the sentence?! I don’t want to burn in eternal anti-GLORC hell!!
October 7th, 2008 at 12:03 amThis is great. I love Mao, just in China. Looks like I go back, can not stand you bitches anymore. China whore houses are free.
Regards
Chuck
October 7th, 2008 at 12:04 amYou have lost your mind!
October 7th, 2008 at 12:08 amSome political humour[sic] for all y’all:
October 7th, 2008 at 12:42 amhttp://www.cracked.com/article_16680_5-presidential-elections-even-dumber-than-this-one-somehow.html
Fleck on GLORC -
Cutting in Concert
I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to see global central banks effect coordinated interest rate cuts in the next couple days. If that happens after enough selling has been done and the liquidation has run its course, a very large rally will likely ensue. If they shoot off their rate cut bullets before the liquidation is finished, it will just create a temporary rally, as we saw with the anticipation of Friday’s bailout bill. I think the Fed and the U.S. government are finally learning that markets are bigger than they are, though I don’t think they’re willing to admit that yet. I’m sure many folks will say that today was the bottom. It wasn’t. However, it is the end of the “paper” central bank era.
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