Since the last time I spoke with you plebs, the world markets have plunged, thanks to the gracious efforts of Mr. Bilderberg.

I speak to you from Mr. Bilderberg’s Masonic Carrier Strike Group, located in the South Pacific. We come here to keep the region stable from cack handed pirates, marauding the waters for provisions.

I see your Presidential candidatures are quite stupid, indeed.

Just today, I overheard Mr. Bilderberg giving advice to Johnathon McCain, and I quote: “listen here Johnathon, make that Ebay woman your Fed Chairlady and have her, mind you, increase the Federal rates by 500 basis points”.

From this, I deduce, Mr. Bilderberg is quite interested in buying America in receivership. It’s sort of like an old dog; might as well put America out of its misery now.

In conclusion, the cobblers are quite busy taking full control of the U.S. banking system, while the dogsbodies pass legislation to make it legal. As a point in the matter, we’ve canceled our line of credit to the U.S., UK and France to the sum of 9 trillion euros.

Listen to me now as if your head was stuck in a large bucket of fizzy drink, sell short all available shares of Century Aluminum Company [[CENX]] .

Good Day

Rag