Hello young plebs,

I write to you from the fortified auxiliary camp outside Bueno Aires, in Argentina. I am assisting Mr. Bilderberg’s seizure of these banana pickers pension funds. Bog standard, this whole country is a bloody mess and on the verge of a military upheaval. Good thing for us, we are protected from the local cobblers, under an armed force of 300,000 mercenaries, all whom pledge their allegiance to the Masonic brotherhood.

Their place of origin is none of your concern.

We are, if I must insist, on a World Tout of sorts, collecting pension funds of banana pickers and Old Bill’s, amongst other municipal wourkers.

It’s not a grave injustice, when you consider Mr. Bilderberg is assuring an ample supply of food and clearing out of marauders, who plague the Indian sea, targeting commercial vessels. This, as you have seen on your goggleboxes, is the primary reason why Dry Bulk Shipping rates have plummeted.

Bang to rights, who wants to ship a 100 tonnes of wheat to India, when 200 rockets will be aiming at your cargo?

Just today, I overheard Mr. Bilderberg talking to Carlos Slim, and I quote: “Listen here Carl, give us your pensions”.

From this, I deduce, Mr. Bilderberg is keenly aware of his duty to seize all pension funds, starting with the Latin American nonces first. To fucks with rice, the world is in a poxy!

Listen to me very quietly, as if your arm was caught in the muffler of a panda car, sell short all available shares of Credicorp Ltd. (USA) [[BAP]] , until it hits zero.

Good Day

Rag