I am here amusing Mr. Bilderberg, who had some of our char wallah’s hijack a Saudi oil tanker, called the Sirius. Most people do not know this, but Mr. Bilderberg is a sick man, who finds great honour in doing bad things.

Bog standard, he’s flying a pirate flag on this God forsaken boat, but there are no pirates!

Just today, I overheard Mr. Bilderberg talking to President Obama, and I quote “look hear Barax, we want to buy Citi in receivourship”.

From this I deduce, Mr. Bilderberg intends to buy all of the Worlds banks in receivourship. Normally, I run along with his plans, make him a set of tea then read him the daily journals. Bloody hell, I’ve been round the world nine times over, just in the past 6 months, taking ransom and issuing declarations of war.

Not to ham it up too much, but for the love of jelly bread and brass monkey’s, I am tired to the boardies.

Listen to me very quietly, quit blagging about and sell short all available shares of AFLAC Incorporated [[AFL]] , until it hits forty cents.

Good Day

Rag