As the Greek banking system goes anti-clockwise, I am here assisting Mr. Bilderberg in securing all of the ancient ruins, in exchange for his monetary assistance. Bog standard, just this evening we have taken control of The Temple of Olympian, Kariatids, Doric columns and The Parthenon.

Just today, while cloaking myself in the Estate de Athens shadows, I overheard Mr. Bilderberg chatting it up with a few blimey blokes from Germany, and I quote: “yes, your continent is like the white ash from the tip of my cigar. Go fetch me my ashtray, or I will see to your dissolution”.

From this, I deduce Mr. Bilderberg will transfeur over 100 billion euros wourth of gold bullion to the EU, for purposes of renewed bailout—in exchange for obedience and continental ancient ruins. Nevertheless, the bone-idle Anglo-Saxons are not included in this most generous of offers and will ultimately surrender, boiled sweet, to Moorish hordes, under the auspices of The Bilderberg Clan.

Listen to me very quietly, as if your favourite char wallah was just executed for putting 3 cubes of sugar in the King of Jordan’s tea, instead of 4: sell short all available shares of BCS, until it goes to $00.00.

Good Day

Rag