Here’s a poll (or something):
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I’m giving him an IBC Root Beer– good, but not perfect. Had only he spammed his site across the Internet, I would have given him a Monster.

Once again, Bert Blyleven has been wrongfully denied his throne in Cooperstown.
Needless to say, a vast network of criminals have conspired to commit this atrocity.
Personally, I see this crime as a metaphor for historic injustice against the princely state of Minnesota. With any luck, there’ll be an enormous, outpour of public anger — manifested as [...]